Bluesky keeps fucking logging me out on my phone.

2024 Wrapped:
- Still alive.
- Ass got fatter.
- Some other stuff also happened.

Oof.

A crow, posing coyly, possibly for booty pics.

Me, posing coyly for booty pics

I'm never too hungover to get an inconvenient boner.

The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.

The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.

Overcaffeinated and Overstimulated; maybe touching A Butt will help

Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.

Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.

I'll try to be more suggestive in the future.

Towel, sadly.

Not *this* towel, it's huge.
Will report back tomorrow.

My ass is getting big enough to hold up my towel when it slips off. That feels like a win.

Prog metal always sounds Canadian, somehow

Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

5/20

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Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheus

....unless....

Okay, I'm done now.

It's Monday, so

Civerous - Maze Envy
Czarface - Every Hero Needs a Villain
Abandoned Crypts - Skeletal Majesty
Ashenheart - Faded Gold

Curta'n Wall - Siege Ubsessed!
Czarface & MF DOOM - Super What?
Ploughshare - Second Wound
Reverend Kristen Michael Hayter - SAVED! The Index

Curta'n Wall - Yr Gwyddbwyll
Mitochondrion - Vitriseptome
Rampancy - Where the Sun of the Future Rises
Legendarium - For Eternal Glory

Selbst - Despondency Chord Progressions
Wolven Daughter - Gospel of the Claw
Adorior - Blood on my Teeth
Wolfzahn - In War There is No Substitute for Victory

It's Monday, so

Feeling shitty so I guess I'm going to drink some coffee and stay awake until 8am looking at butts.

Please, be creepy, it's the only thing I understand.

I like when I follow someone for one sport, but they post about multiple sports, so sometimes I think something dramatic has happened in the sport I care about but it's actually about fucking darts.

DM me, pervert.

Fucking love Billy Woods, Hiding Places probably edges this one for me but everything he puts out is killer.

I usually flip my coin on it.

Thank you.
Now everyone stop saying nice things about me, I don't know how to deal with it.