Archie was always edgier than Riverdale.

Biggest mistake of your life:

Making your significant other watch Berserk(1997)

Cyndaquil was the only one I had to hatch. But Spiritomb was definitely the longest one that it took to get. I still have him on my Platinum cartridge

Six Shiny Pokémon I’ve successfully caught and hatched: Sandshrew from Crystal, Zangoose from Ruby, Quilava from Diamond, and Oddish, Spiritomb, and Mudkip from Platinum

My team of Full-odds Shiny Pokémon I’ve caught/hatched

Vampirella from the comic and Red Sonja from Marvel stand imposingly with Betty and Veronica from Archie Comics. The tagline reads “Riverdale runs red in a rampage of bloody horror!”

How my girlfriends and I look at our new boytoy

Poor baby!

I’ll bet you can tell how much time I have on my hands

My next four games

Wake me up soon

Along with one of the best theme songs ever. Thank you the Dickies!

Hidden Fortress (1958)
Waiting for Godot + L’Morte d’Arthur = Star Wars?

Danko / Manuel - Remastered

Richard Manuel is dead

You’re silly. I’m trying to be ironically political! It was supposed to be subtle and cool!!!

I love my opponent. I wish them all very well.

It’s time

Obsessed #dropout @dropout.tv

5/10. It gets that score because it’s at least a coherent story.
I don’t love the Descent, but at least it does subterranean zombies better. This was just dumb.

Go watch Happy Death Day

Really? That’s the Chekhov’s gun?

Missed it by that much

This movie is getting dumber by the second. Even breaking its own rules smh

Oh yeah. Kill your bf. That was the ONLY way to convince him to let them go to the woods.

Ugh… it’s REALLY trying to be Cabin in the Woods now.

When you say the subtext out loud tho, it becomes cliche

Wow. Exploding water.

That’s dumb

Giant troll monster and witch?

It feels like it’s trying to be as self-aware as Cabin in the Woods, but it’s lacking any substance and it’s format take is pretty weak

Something every kitchen needs: random bucket of knives

“Let’s go down into the creepy basement with no self-defense items!”