Dude gets run over by a woman and immediately starts having periods. The woke lady driver is clearly a witch!

Do y’all really expect him to finger blast a full grown adult with that tiny little hand of his? I mean, what’s he supposed to do?

Trump to Iran: if you harm protesters, we will fuck you up.

Trump to American protesters: we will fuck you up.

What am I going to do with all these Xmas/Sorry for Being White holiday cards I was about to send out now?

kermit the frog is driving a car with a seat belt . ALT: kermit the frog is driving a car with a seat belt .

So, you’re telling me I can’t just cruise around in international waters with some drugs on my boat without getting blown up dead? Thats effed up.

a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .

If we just legalized drugs we could seize those drug boats and keep the drugs.

The farmer bailout isn’t socialism. It’s only socialism when it comes from the Socialism region of France. The farmer bailout is sparkling capitalism.

When all else fails, try something else.

Do ppl call white trash folx who are right wing Right Trash?

I am avoiding the inevitable AI stock market crash by investing all of my money in rock and stick.

Can we get an Austin-centric version of ICE where they only remove right wing assholes who have relocated here and are absolute shitheads?

Thinking: Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, Tony Hunchback or whatever that dude‘s name is.

Seems to have taken a page out of the Mitch McConnell/Merrick Garland playbook.

Trump about to seize the Nobel peace prize voting machines.

Altamont Free Concert - Death of Meredith Hunter YouTube video by fenderplm

ICE is protecting American like the Hells Angels protected the concertgoers at Altamont.

youtu.be/0qTKsylrpsg

The Donald Trump gold coin design has dropped.

Turns out it’s a $2 gold coin suitable for golden showers. And it features Donald with his very best friend, Jeffrey Epstein. How sweet of him to share the spotlight.

Signs of a healthy society: Decoding messages scrawled on bullets is the new national pastime.

First the pope and now Charlie Kirk, how is it that JD Vance is always death adjacent yet Trump still walks?

JD Vance hosts Charlie Kirk Show in tribute to influencer - and claims 'left-wing extremism' a factor in assassination JD Vance has paid tribute to Charlie Kirk while hosting his show, where he claimed "left-wing extremism" was a factor in his assassination.

JD Vance hosts Charlie Kirk Show in tribute to influencer - and claims 'left-wing extremism' a factor in assassination

It’s only an assassination if it comes from the assassination region of France otherwise it’s a sparkling murder.

It’s wild to think that if the killer is a member of one group of people then it’s all out war and revenge murder to everyone among that group, whether they supported this or not.

But if the killer is a member of a different group, it’s please pray for the him to find the righteous path.

I agree with Trump.

“They don’t need to have 250 bullets. They can have five.”

I agree with Trump.

“They don’t need to have 250 bullets. They can have five.”

Instead of 250 bullets for x-mas, maybe you just get five bullets.

Morally bankrupt dude could bankrupt a church.

He certainly has a skill set.

Total Badass (trailer) YouTube video by Bob Ray

Dig it. Oscar the Grouch wishes he had trash can moves like Chad Holt.

New Amazon Price Breakdown:
$53.99 Item Cost
$4.45 Tax
$12.56 Shipping
$132.27 Trump Tariff
$5.75 Melania Trump's “documentary” fee
$3.67 Sending Katy Perry to space fee
$8.08 Jeff Bezos' wife's tits fee
$5.23 Jeff Bezos' new yacht fee
$3.75 Jeff Bezos' pocket change fee
Total Charges: $229.75

Amazon should itemize your bill so it shows how much of your purchase is going towards the $40,000,000 Melania Trump vanity “documentary” they are making.

Trump has an uncanny ability to get along great with real pieces of shit (Putin, Kim, Orban, etc.).

Tump gets along great with Bill Maher.

Conclusion?

This checks out.

I’m big into tomfoolery. I reckon I better watch it.