Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.

"The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of Evil is that Good Men Do Nothing" is out of date and needs updating. Trump and Farage show that evil also needs wall to wall media biased in its favour and a fuckton of dodgy money from anonymous donors.

There’s a hole in my Iran policy, dear Liza
- Then fix it

How..?
- By engagement

How..?
- With the Iranian regime

How…?
- By identifying leaders

How…?
- By not fragmenting the leadership by purported regime change

There’s a hole in my Iran policy, dear Liza

A close view of cream-coloured Maine coon cat curled up on her side

Hello to Trixie from me and Athena!

Oh and hi to you too Mr Hamill I guess.

❤️

With the possible exception of JK Rowling, who missed the point of the Harry Potter books.

The crucial thing to understand about Peter Thiel is that he adores "The Lord of the Rings" and no one in human history has ever so utterly completely missed all the salient points of what a book is about.

Commvault ai advert from LinkedIn saying “if it can’t meet AI sacale it’s not real resilience

Trying to work out if this was a deliberate error or the worst marketing for AI I’ve seen so far?

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

I remember seeing Unaccountable Albatross headlining the Hammersmith Odeon in ‘83.

Good times.

To understand why the USA is where it is today, all you need to do is see that Trump cannot tolerate even the mildest, insightful criticism from the Pope, but Trump will allow Putin to humiliate him deeply and constantly, while still craving Putin’s approval.

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

Star Wars is, at its core, about how weird-looking robot guys and aliens do or do not get along with British people

i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

A purple geranium

Happy Friday!

#FridayFlower
#FridayFeeling

A tweet describing Nancy Pelosi’s response to a question about Trump depicting himself as Jesus, with a video still of Pelosi speaking at an event.

Perfection.

Bonnie! @Bonnie Elephant I am going to have SEX tonight! RicksCEO.eth @RicksCEO. Alone or with somebody? Bonnie! @Bonnie Elephant I dont accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in CRYPTOCURRENCY!

Sometimes, love is
swallowing stones,
offering silence with both hands,
an old sacrifice made new,
a reminder of loss,
of history’s old bones,
how you give
& give
until you can’t anymore—
until you’re afraid
of what you can’t say,
& this path
is just a reminder
of things
you cannot name.
#TinyPoem

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

They're calling her a fifth place bigot, okay? That's what they're calling her. Because she tied for fifth. I've never been a big fan of her. JK Potter, now there's a good one. Harry's mother.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Their ears are so beeg

Consecutive posts from Swords Comic and Alice Fraser recommending creators invest in themselves and taking the time to make mistakes.

Great synergy from @swordscomic.bsky.social and @alicefraser.bsky.social

[Suddenly, the dread flame of the eye of Sauron covers the landscape in greasy, dark light. Wolves howl, men weep and sweat in their beds, crops wither in the fields]
F: Niles, it's for you
N: Oh, hello Maris

Martin, an Orc: Well boys, looks like meat's back on the menu
Niles, an Elf: Ooh, has the Altura resumed their delightful venison carpaccio?
Frasier, also an Elf: He's talking about eating Hobbits, Niles
N: Hobbits? Oh father, you know they play merry hell with your digestion

He's seething with jealousy and it's DELICIOUS

Hans Zimmer is possibly my favourite composer of all time. I think it's important that we sep-

Nah. No. Fuck 'im.

Trans rights are human rights.