The funniest thing about conservative men using “cat lady” as an insult is: Every older woman I know who lives alone, lives alone by choice and is happy and has interests. Every older man I know who lives alone, lives alone because nobody wants to be around him, and microwaves every meal.
Krissy Dingdong and Tammy Shitpants go womp womp at Fartfest as Gibber Bibber looks on
I will never be convinced that there is a hierarchy of value of human lives based on where one was born or what religion they were taught. I will never be convinced that one person can ethically “earn” a billion dollars off the labor of people in poverty.
I will never be convinced that I’m wrong for wanting all children to be fed, all people to be housed, and all abusers to be held accountable. I will never be convinced that my taxes are better spent bombing schoolchildren than feeding them.
Local dimwit with skull full of aquarium gravel and cat shit fires single neuron in stunning “eureka!” moment
Republicans on Fox News lamenting that teen pregnancies are down 7% should make us all wanna set that building on fire. They’re super sad that fewer children are pregnant these days. Predators. Rapists. Fucking disgusting.
“TDS” is now apparently just stating facts and knowing how to read
Someone at a party: “I love your outfit. How do you know the hosts?”
Me: “the largest US buyer of kale before 2013 was Pizza Hut, and they only used it to space out the bins in their salad bars. People didn’t even eat it! It was purely for decoration.”
Welcome to Cleveland. Two days ago it was 77 degrees and I drank sangria outside. This morning I woke up to a meteor exploding over the city and then we got buried in snow. Also, Bigfoot is in Garrettsville.
Dear Amazon: you can stop pushing that Melania film to my home screen. If I want to see a movie about a desperate sex worker with ties to the Russian mafia, I’ll watch Anora again.
“Did the doordasher drop off the food?”
“Yes, they came a few minutes ago.”
Singular they.
Pronouns are only difficult if you’re stupid.
Thank u 4 bein a friend
I have such pity for people who don’t get to partake in personal expression (and art, and chosen family, and experimentation, and the freedom and excitement of being different) as deeply as we do.
Being queer is such a gift. Many of us get to live on emotional and intellectual levels that are simply unattainable for people who feel they have to live by stringent religious rules and societal expectations.
The FBI warning that Iran plans to strike California is the most obvious false flag prep I’ve ever heard.
Most of my days are now spent in one of two emotional extremes:
1. Grieving the life we could be living and the needless destruction of our one precious world, and
2. Talking to dogs out loud and waiting for them to answer in fluent English
38,000 mentions of Donald Trump in the Epstein files, visualized. Since the making of this book, Congress members who have had access to the full files say that his name actually appears over a million times. A revolting, shameful, criminal man.
In case you were wondering why, this is why. Bombs are dropping everywhere and endless people are being vaporized and your children are going off to war because Donald Trump rapes kids.
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
If you win an election and then switch your party affiliation after you’re in office, you should be automatically and immediately recalled, and your campaign should be required to refund all contributions. Misrepresenting yourself and being elected under those false pretenses amounts to fraud.
Me eating a full block of cheese: “I’m a disgusting animal with no self control”
Me eating a full block of cheese, but cut into slices and served with crackers: “I’m a very fancy boy, I am sophisticated and everybody knows it”
This is the lowest and most evil form of societal rot, right in front of our faces, and any reaction other than actively wanting to remove it is unacceptable.
There is no common ground to be found with people who rape and abuse kids. There is no grace to extend to people who support people who rape and abuse kids. There is no decency in tiptoeing around the subject of people who rape and abuse kids.
38,000 mentions of Donald Trump in the Epstein files, visualized. Since the making of this book, Congress members who have had access to the full files say that his name actually appears over a million times. A revolting, shameful, criminal man.
Bought this book “Homosexuals in History” from a thrift store and noticed it had a unique bookmark in its pages: a reel of film from Romancing the Stone (or maybe Jewel of the Nile?) and now I desperately want to meet this book’s previous owner.
If ICE kills me, do not be dignified about my death. Use me. I want my body to be a problem. Cut me up and mail pieces of me to every politician who enabled this and every journalist that tiptoed around the truth. I want to fester in their memories forever.
