Fuck, now Doug Liman?!

Archival photo of baby Jessica next next to her mugshot as a 40-year old in an orange jumpsuit. Headline: 'Baby Jessica' arrested for domestic assault nearly 40 years after rescue from Texas well

I don’t know what’s funnier, that Baby Jessica is a Milkshake Duck, or that they are still calling her Baby Jessica.

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Yup, that back window. Pretty good match, though!

Text of the interview: You used AI on that film and said you are going to use it on an upcoming film about the Spanish-American War. Clearly, you see it as a useful tool? Soderbergh: I’m just not threatened by it. I’m only scared of things I don’t understand. So I felt obligated to engage with it, to figure out what it is and what it can do. It turned out to be a very good tool for certain passages of the Lennon documentary where I needed surrealistic imagery that was impossible to shoot. It allowed me to solve a creative problem about how to visualize what John and Yoko are speaking about philosophically. Ten years ago, I would have needed to engage a visual effects house at an unbelievable cost to come up with this stuff. No longer. My job is to deliver a good movie, period. And this tool showed up at a moment when I needed it.

Fuck Steven Soderbergh. Heaven forbid he have to hire talented artists to achieve his vision.

OK California friends, Porter or Becerra? I’ll go with whoever has more momentum but I’m leaning Becerra. We aren’t talking about this enough.

Swalwell’s is under investigation for sexual assault and his campaign has imploded. He still needs to drop out, so absolutely do not vote for him!

😮 Oh wow! I had that TOS shuttle and somehow lost it, or someone got rid of it. What a gem. I’m excited to own it again. I hope it has the same audio from Spock when you press the button.

“Shuttlecraft to Enterprise… Shuttlecraft to Enterprise... Spock here. Happy holidays. Love long, and prosper.”

This is one of the many reasons not to take haters seriously. I don’t know if any Star Wars release in my lifetime has gone without some sort of backpack.

There are fates in this world so bad that I wouldn’t wish them on anyone. What I really mean is, 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 anyone.

In-n-out burger receipt showing Order 66—a Star Wars reference.

I don’t know, but today seems kinda odd...

A clear cancer screening, and now Order 66 at IN-N-OUT Burger…

I think I’ll go to the 7… 7-Eleven… 7-Eleven… 🎶

…no evidence of recurrent, residual or metastatic disease.

Got my latest CT scan results. Fuck yeah.

#fuckcancer

🤢

Shrinking poster featuring the ensemble cast standing around a vintage old light blue truck. They all look happy.

#Shrinking season 3 finale!

No spoilers 🥹

(and no, that’s not a spoiler)

Shrinking season finale. All the feels. Was I also on pins and needles the whole time? Definitely!

It sure would be nice to have two other branches of government right now.

Man it sure would be a pity if people flooded J.K. Rowling's hate fund with fake applications, I hope no one does that.

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Boldly going, all day long! We have this print in the living room and I love it.

Me standing in front of Rise of the Resistance.

Turns out Easter is a really great day for Disneyland. The Resistance is Risen!

Leaving work on Friday ...

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I am so sick of these spineless media outlets referring to concentration camps as “detention centers.”

We don’t talk enough that time Kylo Ren ignited a lightsaber through somebody’s face in STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (2017).

I’m begging people at my office to stop using Outlook reactions. It’s an email, not social media!

The apology was kind of a double down. He should maybe just sit down, shut up, and enjoy the success of his work.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Ooo, that should have read #AbolishIce

I could do without the genslop cover image.

#NoKings Riverside, California! 🚫👑

#AboliceIce

#NoKings in Downtown Riverside, California was a vibe!