But then I remembered… I’m a naughty bitch.

I had planned on being an adult when my tax return dropped.

Michaela Coel and Ian Mckellen were SUCH a delightful duo. Glad I got to witness it in theater.

Finished adulting on this fine holiday. Time to lock in.

Oh hells yes!!!!

a woman is peeking out from behind a tree while a nun looks on . ALT: a woman is peeking out from behind a tree while a nun looks on .

I love trees

As someone who always runs on time, I HATE when other people can’t

Nature is healing: just saw there's a new gay adult film called "One B*tth*le After Another."

Ohio’s nursing homes are dumping patients at homeless shelters The scene was concerning enough to prompt the homeless shelter staff to call the fire department. A woman using a walker had shown up, incontinent and carrying “a large bag of medications.”

The scene was concerning enough to prompt the homeless shelter staff to call the fire department. A woman using a walker had shown up, incontinent and carrying “a large bag of medications.”

Dvedas (2002), The Fall of the House of Usher (1928), Arrival (2016), Paranormal Activity (2007)

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWarched

What in the Shakespearean tragedy?! I simply can’t… it’s too good.

BARS: “Nature doesn’t discriminate, should we?”

That mfer didn’t need to do that with the necklace. Fuck that.

AND THEURE REFERENCING CINEMA PARADISO IN THE SCORE?!?! I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE!

Seriously though

Like, COME ON

Holy fuck this is gorgeous and I’m only 25min in. Seemingly THE Bollywood fairytale.

Time to get back into some SRK with Devdas

BB20 Rockstar alone in the pantry, curled up knees to chest on the counter, looking forlorn.

Bluesky better get their shit together before BB28

The Doctor has been and will forever be THAT bitch

Inside the surreal anti-science conference where Trump’s EPA chief gave the keynote address "Essentially, the climate deniers are in charge now."

Inside the surreal anti-science conference where Trump’s EPA chief gave the keynote address [via @theguardian.com]

Same. I go often enough it still pays for itself 🤷‍♂️

Tom Baker is still bringing us joy at 92 😭

Alligator Alcatraz phones were cut off. Then the beatings began, court docs say Attorneys say the Trump and DeSantis administrations are disregarding a court order requiring access to phones and attorneys for detainees.

The Constitution and a court order both say that the Everglades detention facility must allow people access to their attorneys.

Instead of complying, guards are cutting off people’s phone access and beating people who speak up.

Our office got our first batch of Cartier frames. They so fancy.

Lost memory unlocked

@paigeseber.bsky.social Congrats on becoming a piece of broadway history! Light their asses up! I hope every leg gets broken!

Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode YouTube video by Taskmaster

One of my fave shows has RETURNED! Thank fuck for that!

The trailer was beyond an easy sell. Looks cute as hell.

Humans can be pretty dope.

Not gonna lie, I love when the cum trees bloom