All ur bëdz are belong to catte

the Virginia state flag, which features a vaguely roman woman with on tit bared, standing on the neck of a guy who might be Caesar. the motto below is sic semper tyrannis--thus always to tyrants. extremely baller tbh

may we all strive to fulfill the promise of the Virginia state flag (tits out, tyrants underfoot)

Narratives by and about male survivors of sexual abuse/assault, and how they contrast with those by/about female survivors.

Also known as “how to make your friends and family scared to ask what you’re reading.”

Any chance someone’s up for betaing this damn thing when done? I’m shooting for a 10ish days from now. Length 5-7k prob. Main concern is internally consistent characterization; consistency w/ the original story would be amazing but is NOT required. Familiarity with hockey is also not required, lol.

Fresh picked peonies in yellow, pink, and magenta

何人不愛牡丹花

underrated is how cathartic the "hide post for me" button is. there's something very soothing about sending harmless things that annoy you to the shadow realm in a way that doesn't impact anyone else.

Some more field flowers. I'm trying to capture this effortless minimalistic elegance, but it is tricky :)
#art #watercolor #bskyart #painting #flowers #fieldflowers #sciart

I’ve been on statins since my 30s, though (congenital high cholesterol). Does that mean I qualified for old person yaoi and didn’t know it? 😂

Writing this fic in the deli line at BJ’s. Any eavesdroppers have only themselves to blame.

Photo of Pedro Pascal wearing a dark grey blazer and loosely tied necktie, paired with short blue denim jorts. He is holding some cream coloured roses in one hand and the other is over his crotch where he has suggestively tucked his index finger into his fly. You’re welcome.

I might be misreading things but it feels like the timeline could use a picture of Pedro Pascal in little shorty jorts

#relatable

Dustbunnies are very helpful!

air pump air this is your country dont let the big men take it away from you., a shack in the background

Dorothea Lange, Gas Station, Kern Couny, California, 1938

“Ų iź gib pàncake, ħųman? 👀 👀 👀”

“You cannot kill me in a way that matters.”

May your smoke alarms be always working.
May your dog be always happy.
May your fire extinguisher be always accessible.
May your ladder be always on a firm, flat surface.
May your cat be around.

Jesus: omg im lost in the desert wearing nothing but this flimsy robe I sure hope no-one tries to seduce me in the next, idk, forty days or so

the nonbinary rapper who frequently gets misgendered as a man: Mx. Sir-a-Lot

NEW YORK CITY IT IS NOT A GLORIOUS WEEKEND. IT IS A WEEKEND, IT IS A SPRING WEEKEND, BUT FUCK, IT'S GONNA BE A WET ONE. WHAT'S UP WITH THESE WEEKEND RAINSTORMS WTF WTF WTF

FRI: 78°/56°, RANDO THUNDERSTORMS
SAT: 65°/52°
SUN: 55°/42° RAIN MOST OF THE DAY

Pretty little birb!

I often do, unless I’ve just taken a vacation, which has happened a couple of times. I’ve worked for employers where employees got their birthdays off.

If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.

Speaking of back on my bullshit, these assholes won’t fuck because they’re talking so damn much.

It’s all fairly matter-of-fact until Geno gets him a t-shirt to sleep in, and Sid has the simultaneous realizations that 1) he needs to get undressed here in the presence of Geno, and 2) Geno will be getting undressed here in the presence of him. Should he turn around? Is it creepy to look? They’d be having sex if they weren’t so damn tired, so maybe not? Then, so unhesitatingly that they might have done this a thousand times, Geno strips off her sweater, tosses it on an armchair, and reaches behind herself to unhook her bra. Sid’s mouth goes dry. He manages to croak out, “Can I please do that?”

WIP Wednesday is a thing, right?

Yes, I’m back on my genderswap bullshit. And it’s hockey. AND it’s an unauthorized sequel to another author’s fic. #OnlyTheFlyingSpaghettiMonsterCanJudgeMe

Digital portrait of Eric Bogosian as Daniel Molloy. He has thick, textured grey and white hair and glasses, and he's looking towards the right with a pleasant, soft smile. The portrait is overlaid with vertical blue, white, and dark red brushstrokes. A bright halo surrounds his head.

I painted this #Daniel and then forgot to post it!!! Ops! Anyway... I hope you like it 💙

#DanielMolloy #EricBogosian #InterviewWithTheVampire #IWTV #VampireChronicles #Wisesnail #Portrait

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Look I understand the Catholic church has a bajillion problems, but with my whole heart: Fuck him up Leo.

mindset

Again, if a customer wants to ensure that their mailpiece receives a postmark, and that the date on the postmark aligns with the date of mailing, the customer may take the mailpiece to a Postal Service retail location and request a manual (local) postmark at the retail counter when tendering their mailpiece. The manual postmark will be applied free of charge.

For anyone mailing their #taxes today - take them to the post office, hand them to an employee, and ask for a manual postmark. Otherwise the USPS can't guarantee they'll be postmarked today.

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