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Comment posted under the Dave Matthews Band song Two Step. A @melissamurphy2730 comments, “I remember listening to this song for the first time at a party and there were black lights on. I noticed the laundry detergent from the wash had settled on my jeans and never actually washed my clothes. All it did was dry and show up in long streaks on my jeans under those black lights. Now i always add the soap to the water before i put my clothes in the machine.Thanks Dave Matthew’s”

On YouTube, You either get the same copy and paste schlock or gems like this as comments

A colored sketch bust of Karlach Cliffgate from BG3. She’s smiling lopsidedly, seemingly fond of something.

There’s not a more beautiful girl than thee ohhh karlach

Gandalf, Bilbo and the Smoke dragon :3

Jean sitting at a table and chain-smoking ciggarettes. Above him, several hands of other characters posed in a gun gesture seem to be pointing at his head.

Jeangst

#illustration #discoelysium #jeanvicquemare #fanart

Sorry I read this as “is it possible to read a single sentence (at minimum) in a single day” and said no because funny

It is I, apparently, who can’t actually read

No

pointnclick on tumblr: "the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed" marinebiologyshitposts replies with a lovely picture of a manatee with green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed.

closeup photo of a serviceberry leaf with a few drops of water lined up along the center

One of the main nature things is raindrops on a leaf

Birdcage built for two

#signalis #signalisfanart

A spoof on the cover art for The Ape of Napes by Coil. Its instead a painted version of the Ape Escape Pipo Monkey as the ape from the cover art

if i dont shitpost a bit while doing coms i got crazy. here's a joke for three people

updated art of Systems the Android. They have a plastic or metal-like beige shell with some areas of exposed black nylon or rubber. They have rounded plastic pieces that function as eyebrows and vents exposed on the sides of their face evoking the idea of facial hair. There is a slot in their chest for floppy disks. Their chest piece seems to have been more femme as it appears to have been welded down into a flat surface, and markings like top surgery scars can be seen. A number of ports are seen on their back

updated sona design ^_^
#oc #originalcharacter #sona #digitalart

updated art of Systems the Android. They have a plastic or metal-like beige shell with some areas of exposed black nylon or rubber. They have rounded plastic pieces that function as eyebrows and vents exposed on the sides of their face evoking the idea of facial hair. There is a slot in their chest for floppy disks. Their chest piece seems to have been more femme as it appears to have been welded down into a flat surface, and markings like top surgery scars can be seen. A number of ports are seen on their back

updated sona design ^_^
#oc #originalcharacter #sona #digitalart

Every Miku is Canon

I hate that things are so hard to find on the internet anymore. I’ll be like “omg this reminds me of that one thing” and then it takes me like an hour to show someone what it was because you have to weave through a desert of irrelevant results to get to it

Illuminated Manuscript Creatures ;
#7
A long day at the kicking rats out of house factory.

Photo of Bella, my black lab mix dog. She is snuggled on a blanket but still side eyes the camera

Bella really does have an incredible sideeye

Doodle comic of my black lab mix dog, Bella. She at first is sniffing something, and seems relaxed. Nothing unusual. Then, she hears a noise and instantly stops sniffing. Without moving her head, her eyes widen and swivel in the direction of the noise, with her ears perked up. Since she is an older dog, her face is mottled white and she has grey “eyebrows” that raise in an expressive way.

sometimes I forget dogs really do exhibit forward facing eye placement common to many predators

#doodle #comic #digitalart

lineless art of neil the rat at a small colourful toy piano. text reads "20 years of bangin out the tunes!"

we love you neil! 🎶🐀 #myart

Since when were you in charge?
#TheAmazingDigitalCircus

Three bananas individually wrapped in plastic on a metal wire shelf.

brought to you by the same species that landed on the moon

Illustration featuring a comet about to land on a rocky landscape as two hippo like creatures watch from the right

After living through the Nazi & atomic bomb eras, Tove Jansson writings would often encompass fearful ideas about loss of a familiar world. However she would balance this with characters who displayed kindness & community, showing goodness even in the darkest times
#BookArtWeek

There r only 2 genders: girls that poop n bitches that shit

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

I love the Maman sculpture. Seeing the legs in warm yarn is very endearing

Four images of a giant sculpture of a spider colvered in stripes of wool in photos taken at night and day

Louis Bourgeois’s 'Maman' sculpture yarn bombed by Magda Sayeg, 2018, a noted textile artist known for her eye-catching wool coverings to turn everyday objects in the environment into explosions of color #Womensart

World of Warcraft chat box with a character called illovebigmen saying “I love big men”

Panel 1: Shen is sitting on a bench in a gym locker room, wearing a sweaty yellow tank-top (and sweating, himself), holding a water bottle, and talking to a guy with a towel slung over his shoulder. He has a disgruntled expression. He says "Bro I never should've hired the dark wizard as my fitness coach." Panel 2: A dark wizard is spotting Shen on the bench press. Shen is huffing lifting the weight. The dark wizard, who wears a red hood with grey horns and a purple cloak, and has a long pointy nose and fingers, small severe eyes, and a big dark brown beard and eyebrows, is saying "The path to TRUE power is not these plebeian exercises, but to know the 7 ARCANE UTTERANCES." Panel 3: Top-down view of Shen, sweating, frustrated, on the bench. "THEN JUST TELL ME THE UTTERANCES!!" he says. Panel 4: View from Shen's perspective of the wizard's long nose and face looking down at him sternly. "EARN THEM!!!!" he yells.

silent but deadly