I’ve put on the Netflix Untold documentary about the shooting among the dressage community and the talking head interviews are REALLY LOUD and the archive footage is really quiet

Brest v Lens

Ah, the Meta Glass fixture in Ligue 1 tomorrow

Two fabrics on a duvet. One is pale sage with black, yellow and orange flowers, the other is khaki snakeskin

My sports fabric has arrived and I don’t have any weekend plans 😌

Yeah that’s the one (you’re one of the people it’s hiding which is why I’ve taken a day to reply!!)

It’s Dali!

Keir Starmer in the back of a car looking miserable

I’ve got a tummy ache

A black gown embroidered with galloping horses in many brown and gold sequins

A high neck long sleeve floor length green gown

A white sleeveless gown with a gathered bust and pink corset style belt and a print of a large lobster on it. Next to it is a surrealist old school telephone with a plastic lobster as the handset.

A beetroot bias cut silk gown with an emerald green feathered cape on top.

The beautiful face managed to see the beautiful dresses and have a beautiful meal while bookending the day with two less than beautiful bus journeys totalling approx 4.5 hours!!!!!

A tweet by George Michael I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

Happy St George’s Day 🙏🏼❤️

Two Thursdays in a row of horrendous travel bollocks 🫠🫠

Incorrect but thanks for playing.

Bears are friends.

Seriously, such a massive loss

A selfie of the poster who is a middle aged white woman with strong eyebrows, brown eyes, brown and blonde hair, black cat eye glasses and a white and blue striped tee.

Day off work to take my beautiful face to see some beautiful gowns ✨

The only one I acknowledge 🙏🏼

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It’s a pretty good decade tbh, nothing to worry about

I’ve made so many extra football enemies this season. Fuck ‘em all.

lol Bournemouth

I think he’d just about make it onto my Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria crew along with Jorginho, Jan Oblak and Olivier Giroud

Hahaha, I hope there’s some… *commentary* about Ao and DCL too.

I’ve got fun people to chat to but I will forever be mourning the halcyon days of Football Twitter.

In a couple of football Discords and they’re all so serious. Bit of light banter here and there but I get the impression you need to Know Ball when I just want to make silly jokes [evergreen statement not just applicable to football]

I had a good time with the first one

This isn’t even a good game. Might lighten the mood by putting on the new FLDS documentary.

a cartoon character is searching for something in a drawer ALT: a cartoon character is searching for something in a drawer

Me: I’ll watch Bournemouth Leeds and have a nice relaxing time.
Sky: here’s a City goal!!! Here’s the table!!!!

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

Thank you friend!

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