need to replace my disgusting, falling-apart phone case and when i went online to look for one i discovered all the cases on offer are for iphone 16s and 17s. we're on 17 now? when did that happen
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that indescribable feeling we get when the lights begin to dim,
the greatest thread in the history of forums, still untouched by moderators after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
if you want to argue about interpretation of holy texts, what you actually want is to convert to judaism
me, jetlagged and wide awake at 4am once again
almost every contemporary experience has a rough equivalent from the pre-industrial era—yes, i'll fight about this—but before jet engines we literally could not go fast enough to experience circadian disruption at such an acute level. modernity!!!!!!!!!!
whenever i experience jet lag i'm like, it's so crazy that i am having one of the only human physiological experiences that is less than 150 years old
peter cowboy
one of my college housemates was a first generation hungarian immigrant who was writing her senior thesis on hungarian fascism and i hope she is having a great fucking day
it happened to me: i heard "dragostea din tei" on the radio in moldova
yes hello!!!!!! my mom worked there right out of college
some humbling news: i have investigated more fully and the actual quote is "strategic forgetting is a part of personhood"
tried a maneuver to clear some mystery "system data" from my phone and succeeded only in deleting 100% of my message history so if you need me i'll be here reciting "selective forgetting is a part of personhood" like it's the fucking serenity prayer
sí se puede -> siesta se puede
when our household does this we just say we're eating spanish dinner
yes. if you don't want the die workwear guy to make fun of you, get a generous straight-leg cut. no taper. definitely not skinny.
god help me, i was fooled by false spring and only wore a thin jacket today—temps dropped steadily all afternoon, and while i was freezing my ass off at the light rail station, a few spiteful flakes of snow whirled past
i would 100% read a doorstopper about the history of mail delivery in the united states. if anyone knows of such a book please tell me
i am not, as a rule, loyal or deferential to the idea of any specific government agencies, but i truly hate watching the USPS sputter out
kevin.
wild to think i wrote this for @brightwalldarkroom.com more than 7 years ago
"Whether Bergman’s production is particularly faithful to Mozart’s original vision or a particularly radical reinvention of it seems almost beside the point. What THE MAGIC FLUTE does do—beautifully—is impart the experience of watching opera inside an actual opera house." - @corbindewitt.bsky.social
oh hey, that's me
your dress is sparkling due to the presence of countless randomly placed metallic paillettes, mine is in perfect order, we are not the same
found an online reseller error that does not annoy me: writing "sequence" in the place of "sequins"
not yet, apparently! more concerned about long lines and generalized chaos than anything
great week to have an international trip departure planned,,,,
r/criterion • 7m ago isaiah_ad How will the upcoming economic depression effect the Criterion sale?
Everybody's asking
ian, i've never hooted so loud in my life