I've shaved my beard off.

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I can't even remember, as i was being screamed at by a child at that moment.

Classic typo from me there too.
I've completely fucked this.
I'm away to Threads

Bit rude. It is my son's favourite son and HE enjoyed it

Here is am singing "Men's Needs" by The Cribs

That is misguided! Ha. How are you?

Hiiiiiiii

The Cribs in Glasgow

Went to see the Cribs last night.
For a band that has been going for 20+ years, their commitment to sounding like they don't know how to play their instruments at times is admirable.
And I mean that as a compliment

Smug. Oh so smug

It genuinely nearly killed me

Helllllllllo.
Nice to see you too. I am glad we are both still alive

Like, you would struggle to get two places in Scotland that are further apart from each other, but Hawick is not subject to rules thay apply in the normal world.

Watching the Traitors and Caitlin is infuriated by Stephen's accent.
He is from Lewis.
Caitlin is from Hawick. They sound pretty much identical.

It is simply the worst accent in the world

Thrilling stuff, all round. I'm faintly hopeful for this year. I can't wait to be disappointed.

Needs must, my friend. Sometimes you are the smasher and sometimes you are the smashee.

As i believe the saying goes

I have some, but i just don't have the time to do anything, never mind sit on social media!
Life, man. Its a nightmare

Fuuuuuck. Nightmare.
But... new Foals album is incoming. That's.... something to look forward to?

Good point. Fuck's sake. Hold on, I'll come in again

I have not been sacked, I have not fallen out with anyone and I have not injured/killed anyone, so I'm taking this as a win.
But there is still time.
But I'm working half the hours I was and I have so much time now with the kids/Caitlin, so i can't complain!
Just the two? Shit, man. That's rough

Hiiiiiii

JB1976. How are you?

I was passingly involved in the conception, so I'll take the credit.

Girl! She has pished and shat on me in these 6 months more than the lad has in his entire life. She is a goblin.
And he is 4 in a few months! Outrageous

It is unrelenting. But we persevere! I trust you are smashing it in every way?

I am so fucking tired all the fucking time.
Jesus christ, it never ends. Aaaahhhhhh

Hiiiiiiiii. She is an unrelenting nightmare, to be honest. But she is cute, so gets away with it.
And so does the child

Pretty much ahead of the game, then

As disappointing as ever.
Doing my occasional chevk in as I have roughly 4 minutes of spare time. How are you?

Hiiiiiiii.
I have a new 6 month old, a new career and a burgeoning mental disorder.
So pretty golden, to be honest
You are YOU?

Well, well, well. Social media, eh?