I like to taste my food first before I eat it.

Fuck Target. (They may arrest me for this.)

Love to see conservatives getting destroyed around the globe. Even the dem socialists in Canada performing better. Granted, University of Toronto area, but still!

Woah. Are you willing to try and tell me?

Cannabis may make you remember things that never happened Studies show THC can influence multiple stages of memory formation, shaping not just what we remember—but how accurately we remember it.

Nice try. I don’t want to remember the real things that actually happened. Another W for the weed man.

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Huh? What does “earning it” mean? You “earn it” by winning the primary. I don’t know what “each run builds upon the other” means either. Which primary runs is she building upon? Save your money.

lmfao cocky liberals always win

He got one thing right here.

Look, I don't care if she runs again. At least there will be a primary. That's the point.

I don't think she can win a primary. She wouldn't beat Newsom on Super Tuesday. Not that I want either of them.

We have plenty of time for a fresh face to emerge.

George Conway looks like if Jiminy Glick tried to be Martin Short instead of the other way around.

What worries me most isn’t Democrats losing the midterms or in 2028, it’s that Republicans being so bad lets Democrats get away with doing nothing AGAIN, and we just stay stuck in this cycle until we all die.

Steven Cheung says Trump is working nonstop in the White House over the weekend.

Now I'm more convinced he's dead.

He's going to say he died on Friday and that he rose from the dead tomorrow. Sean Spicer will make a guest appearance.

Dumb new age shock-jock surprised the guy who only tells lies lied.

That’s actually not a bad idea. Put that shit in the browser api and make apps request it first.

Look at that. Almost 1am and I can’t sleep.

But the billionaires are sleeping fine.

Because we let them.

What an incredibly stupid person.

If Donald Trump ends up dying from a urinary tract infection I reserve the right to write a book or long form article titled, “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BLADDER - DJT”

Thanks.

that might be where she got her

Erika Kirk @MrsErikaKirk X.com My own little daughter came to me thinking she had seen me in that video. That's how far this has gone. A grown man turned me into a costume, spread it to millions of people, and now even my child is confused and hurt by it. Y'all keep calling it comedy, but there's nothing funny about bringing this kind of humiliation to my family + Quadcarl C @Quadcarl Maybe she should spend more time at home so her daughter doesn't get confused on what she looks like?

lmao this IS comedy

I wish I had a White House doctor to tell me I’m in the best health of my life and more physically fit than Jayson Tatum.

I just turned 45 but my biological age is 72 and my heart health is make peace with your god 😭

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

Truth Details 462 replies Trending v ... Donald J. Trump ® @ @realDonaldTrump Chuck Norris just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP 602 ReTruths 1.8k Likes 3/21/26, 1:26 PM

wow mr president

Gonna be saying worse things about you when you finally croak. Fucking piece of shit.

What oh wow no way

Anyways

Fuck Chuck Norris. Not celebrating pieces of shit.

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Dueling with two consenting adults is still there

RAND PAUL: It's been illegal for 170 years! There's no precedent for legal dueling

@katmabu.bsky.social is one of the many new faces in the dem party that we need to right this ship. She’s inspired me and hopefully the people of #IL09. Good luck today!

I've been in tech for about 30 years, from software engineer to leading large teams and corporate strategy. Without a doubt, this is the dumbest era I've seen. AI is ruining the brains of people I’ve worked with. Endless slop apps and people who can’t solve problems anymore.