The most handsome black cat in the world (me, ofc) smugly booping my human on the nose.

Woke up.

Felt cute.

Booped the hooman for a change.

A black cat is looking into a bathtub with water and a human in it.

My human decided she was a mermaid today. I’m trying to figure out what’s so great about being in a bunch of water.

Dobri laying on top of his human, looking very comfy.

Well, I managed to ruin the human’s mobility by sleeping “in a bad spot”.

It’s not my fault she is a crappy cat.

I was comfortable.

Very smug black kitty with a white patch on his chest enjoying a lazy morning on a white down duvet.

Today was a good day. I spent the morning enjoying a hurkle-durkle in the fluffy down duvet.

If only my fireplace was in the bed.

That would be purrfect.

Still, pretty good. 8/10. She has room for improvement.

Today the human wasn’t feeling well. So, I must do my duty and lay in bed with her and purr constantly to help her heal.

It’s a small thing, but I do what I can.

She will give me more treats tomorrow.

Stay away from the sugar-free ones, my fren.

Best advice.

Deer: I always liked Rudolph. He was always a fun guy.

We cats are generally loved despite our murderous tendencies.

I think this is clear anti-canine discrimination.

Mondays, amirite?

I completely understand.

I won’t even GO outside anymore.

Maybe you need a litter pan like I use. Indoor plumbing is a MUST.

My favourite type of puppy-kitty. Hello, fren.

I’ve often wondered what it would be like to have a job.

You’re really improving the ambience with your presence there. 10/10, worth every treat received in compensation

You gentlepups should really look into a “dog distribution system” it works for us cats.

Congratulations on your new home. May your food bowl be forever full.

Black cat stretching paws toward a space heater.

The house is too cold. There is only one thing to do: get the human to set up my personal heater. I think I will continue to let her live here. She’s a good girl.