Digest of Imperial German - US relations: 1871 - 1914

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

These people think DC stands for Donald's Crownlands

Filling up in 2026

The GOP entered this redistricting under the rather childish delusion they were going to gerrymander, and nobody would gerrymander them. In TX, MO, and a half dozen other states, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind

Surely it would be cheaper (and way more honest) just to have Deadpool explain the MCU’s and Disney’s 2020s travails and the resulting narrative retcons directly to the audience, as a one-shot, three-minute prologue to Avengers Doomsday.

I wasn't ready for how large that screenshot was when I clicked into it.

Exact same whiny, reality denying tone he takes when he complains about elections he's lost

Spaceballs when will when be now scene

Open the Strait!
Can't!
Why?
They just closed it
When?!
Now
Now?!

There's something incredible about watching someone fight a smartphone's autofocus so they can capture an Earthrise shot.

Are you motherfuckers ready to rock! 🤘

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Excuse me sir, this is druid erasure

Fantasia 2026 but every piece has to be the same distance from today as the pieces in the original were from 1940.

a telepathic ninja is trying to use botnets and AI slop to make us think that Scott Summers is the best X-Man but I’m not falling for Psylocke’s Cyclops psy ops

“Her placenta falls to the floor.”

A crank theory I have is that I think Ocean's 12 was like Die Hard 3 in that it was originally written to be some other kind of movie (a Lethal Weapon film in DH3's case), and that's the source of everyone's conflicted feelings about it when released.

The US wants their money for nothing and their ships for free.

The Loop, a daily picture puzzle game | Britannica Everything is connected: Arrange the pictures in a circle so that all links make sense. You have five tries to get it right.

THE LOOP
Recorder: Apr 15 ✅
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www.britannica.com/games/loop

“Do not cite the Just War Doctrine to me, heretic. I was there when it was written.”

- The Holy See

every story about every government at every level is just basically “politicians make promises, do not allocate funding to support capacity to implement said promises”

Photo of Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry

The average teenager in Smallville

Leaked Hillary Clinton emails reveal Muammar Gaddafi killed Harambe to prevent Donald Trump's real name, Nicolae Carpathia, being revealed

With a bit of luck, we might get a Henry IV

Many people are saying that Trump is gonna go to Canossa, folks.

I like how Trump objectively losing a war has in no way caused an uproar among the 'national security' media talking heads.

Koei was nuts because they were basically making paradox games and shoving them on consoles that couldn’t handle Star Fox

No, you do not reheat leftover pizza, what kind of savage are you. You eat it cold out of the fridge as God Herself intended.