Looks like "Team America: World Police" is coming true...

As usual, ignoring East Anglian again are we @metoffice.gov.uk ? Thursday is allegedly going to be warmer than Wednesday here as your graphic above shows.

Terri looks better :)

I wonder who's the saner - the one attempting to shave a train or the one who suggested it in the first place!

Well get out there and shave / wash it off!

There was a pair of Class 37's going up to Ipswich late Wednesday night - damn they were making a racket pulling out of Beccles! Thought they were rail inspection...

The "My hair gets longer when leaping over stuff" medal 🙃

Reminder - watches are round not square. 😀

Apparently a new road-style sign is to be created to be placed near any Farage - "Mouth liable for BS"

😀

You're not yolking are you? Those posts cracked me up.

...a very hungry caterpillar/Jeff Wayne remix?

That Orange Turd™ says one thing one hour, and another an hour afterwards. The fact that million's of Yanks believe what it says is scary. And that it now requires help after stirring the brown stuff overseas makes me feel sorry for clowns as a comparison. And I really don't like clowns.

"Morrissey" and "catatonic" in the same sentence. Nothing new there then 🙃

You're never driven a 3 set 755 (4x4x3) from LST to that "not as fine city as it thinks it is"?

Did you mention on the class 755's about the Stadler power pack and it's "ability to cook said sausage rolls" ?

Can we Blast Farage? Please? To somewhere far, far away?

How Allister Heath being described as a journalist caused The Telegraph to become a laughingstock.

Did Mitch's swear-box just explode?

Surely you mean the State of his Bank Account address?

Sorry, renaming that grand station "Fat Orange Turd Station" just isn't on.

"More compact design to reduce scrolling". Not on the Android version you haven't. Version 3.0.23.0. Updated 17th Feb. The app is not taking account of Android's font scaling. The vertical spacing on the hourly stats is bad. And Landscape view on a tablet hasn't changed at all.

ZXSPECTRUM ? 😄

Dirty great snow plough via a four pack of Greggs finest...

That's a bloody big sausage roll cutter...

Less BlueSky, more BrownSky 😟

Any chance you can fix your Android app then?

I think the X BS brigade has finally realised that throwing their cr@p within X ain't doing much any more, so they need to spread it somewhere else.

They do keep making it easy for folks when stories have titles with the words Trump and terrible in them...

Any chance we can have the areas with the LEAST rain too? After all, there's some areas where they still don't have full reservoirs and might have droughts during the summer. Honest.