and not even because you ate them all! rude of the job to take away free snacks

oh fuck the roo 420ed. Boss we’re not munchies!!

nommz you’re going to ruin everything for us rude jerks that like to underestimate bunnies!👀

is this page worth your time? YES

birds who are tall become taller👀

the giant pink flamingo sculpture in the tampa bay airport

Closeup on its feet

even closer because the webbing is😳

at least one of you freaks is gonna be into this (it’s me i’m the freak)

the honest answer is that the “why not just” you’re describing is exponentially more work, it requires hiring skilled people who work with the filmmaker from the jump and carefully plan out every shot. horror movies struggle get budget like that because the industry wants high returns

i respectfully disagree 🫣

imagine being trapped under those arm bands 👀

A comic page showing a rabbit rubbing a lamp and activating the smoke magic that transforms him into a very busty genie, being sucked back into the lamp.

Be extremely careful picking up vacant genie lamps.
Rubbing a vacant lamp counts as a contractual agreement to take on the job.
Art from: @trencalos.bsky.social

please🫠

my firewall keeps blocking it i have to manually find programs 😭

ohhh that’s where he went. why don’t we go ahead make it quantum month…

i don’t appreciate them giving me the nickname “suppository” 😡

oh to be “hellooooo nurse!”ed by a bunch of lecherous grandpas 👀💦

a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .

just learned that there are retirement homes specifically for the gays and i'm suddenly annoyed i'm only middle age

"Closer than the world would allow."

oh no TJ hacked your account and is posting cringe 😝

haha hadn’t seen that last one. so good nicely done disneyplus👌

Large sleeping kitten installation at the Hong Kong airport terminal

Following a feline theme… @ralkor.bsky.social & i were greeted by a massive sleepy kitten in the Hong Kong airport terminal after we left customs.

You still have a couple days left to get an eBook copy of Green Fairy for FREE! If you've not yet experienced the cozy horror of the Dangerous Spirits series, this is a great way to get started.

pages.sofawolf.com/31F6b4

i quote this whenever i get embarrassed (so a lot)

i’m a WILD cat and i’m as big as a very small ocelot!! 🤬

huge improvement

but i’m a pred too..!

and then put me down (your gullet)

some people get it
www.furaffinity.net/view/64567035/

check out all these cute pics of me from LVFC! 🥰

📷 @flatfuck.bsky.social #FursuitFriday

oh no he's hot👀