Casper Van Dien in Starship Troopers

So down bad for him 🤤

👌🏽

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

it's official — 1,000,000 people have joined Bluesky in just the last day!!!

welcome and thank you for being here 🥳

#TheBoys mock Elon Musk becoming head of the Department of Government Efficiency

“Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super”

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Ferenginar episodes are peak

I spy sky background

I’m bleating from here

An image showing what I describe

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I desperately need a haircut so I’ll check back on Friday probably

The Guardian announces they're leaving Twitter (X)

“This is something we have been considering for a while given the often disturbing content promoted or found on the platform, including far-right conspiracy theories and racism"

I’ve come to farm your engagement.

Man with stuffed animal watching TV

Happy hump day 🐪

I wanna ride Obama’s pole too 😒

Comic about hairy men

Who else

When it’s less hot out I’m planning more thirst traps but I’m hiding out under a rock to survive the heat rn

being the best poster on Bluesky is like being the smartest 3rd grader in kindergarten

Good Art should kill you instantly

I’m not
5’7” 😐

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

Man wearing jockstrap on couch

Throwback

Man wearing jockstrap on couch

Throwback

So horny for uncut men ;)

hey bro let’s do our secret handshake
[leans in for a kiss]

Went to a guys apartment, seemed nice in the outside. Inside was a literal meth lab. I was wearing a final fantasy 14 tshirt and the guy told me he also plays. Insisted a watch him heal a dungeon (he did poorly) he tried to suck me off, I couldn’t get hard, so he jerked off and then I left.

Gay man with erect dick

#nsfw throwback

Muscular man flexing with fist

Does anyone know who this man is

Wild name tbh

Their job is beach.