George Foreacres in character, unveiling a portrait with the words "I give you... The Bastard Seagull." Amazing scenes

Me trying to live my life...

My brain:

The voice actress behind Mummy Rabbit in Peppa Pig wrote and created Crapston Villas.

I will never be the same.

Me: I can absolutely function as a normal person.

Also me: WHAT KIND OF IRISH IS YOUR GRANDAD?

There is no difference between Chappell Roan and any other sad Karen calling the cops on kids for selling lemonade or *checks notes* smiling.

Imagine having that much money and privilege and still being this insufferable. Hire a chef, Kayleigh. Get a remote job.

It’s diabolical

Finally Platinumed Resident Evil Requiem. Now I can move on with my life. Until the DLC 🫠

A Chad Valley branded 'wooden influencer set' with a toy camera, microphone, ringlight and tablet. It is awful

Today in, The Worst Thing I've Seen Today we have... an influencer kit for pre-schoolers. I don't want to live on this planet anymore

It’ll be parasol and garden hang weather by then, it’s a date ❤️🌸

Need to have you round for a garden hang, now the weather’s better! We can swamp notes - I need advice on pruning

Yay! I love these trees, simply gorgeous

Japanese maple I planted in my garden

I absolutely did drop serious notes down the garden centre but look at my maple tree today.

I’m telling you -gardening, m8. Get filthy 😎

A week on from witnessing CMAT in all her glory last week at Ally Pally and I still haven't fully recovered. Jealous of last Friday's Krystal because she had all that ahead of her

*KLAXON* It is t-shirt weather! I repeat, it is T-SHIRT WEATHER

I’m of an age now where 1) I will drop serious notes down the garden centre and 2) yes, you can interest me in the reward card.

Had to pause Bridgerton because my husband wanted my opinion on a kitchen dresser.

Beat that, AO3. Actually, don’t.

Just heard the ice cream van chimes. Nature is healing

Virginia should be here, full stop. Breaks your heart. We’re still a long way from justice. The scale of what has happened to these women and girls is massive - and it doesn’t end with one former Prince being arrested

a man is playing a saxophone and another man is playing a trumpet in a pink room . Alt: Paul Simon and Chevy chase doing a comical dance in the You Can Call Me Al video

Sting got sued for unpaid royalties to his bandmates and in doing so he’s the only person so far to successfully defund the police.

LinkedIn continues to give me the ick in a way no platform can

Catherine O’Hara. This one hurts. Oh so bad 😭

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Well that was class telly. Now what will I do, to pass January?

Happy New Year folks. We made it despite 2025’s best efforts. May your arse be parked on a velvet cushion, and your favourite chocolates just within reach 🥳🎉 2026: let’s do this!

Off my tits on Christmas cheese

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2026 hen, we’ve got this

Love you hen, Merry Christmas 🎄 ❤️

I didn’t know how much I needed a good cry until I watched It’s A Wonderful Life. Merry Christmas, loves. We’re gonna be okay

Wrapping presents to Beatles Anthology. This is my happy place

Rob Reiner was one of the greatest directors, he brought us so much joy. I just can’t understand how this could happen. May his memory be a blessing

So you’re telling me that Scotland are up against Brazil AGAIN. In our first World Cup since 1998… when we opened the tournament against (you guessed it) BRAZIL. Why can’t we ever get a vibes Group in the first round?!

My son has dubbed the third actor to play Blippi “Eyebrows Blippi”. Brutal.