Yesterday I learned Tony Gilroy is a credited screen writer on THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE (1997)

Indiana Jones and the horseshoe theory

Man, what sucks is that if I wrote a book reframing bible stories like that I’d probably be a best selling author to the worse people on earth.

“Moses was a disrupter who confronted Pharaoh in the Marketplace or ideas. You see the magicians and Aaron’s snake duel is metaphor for how blue haired socialists can’t stand up to the combined word of God and capitalism. The golden calf? Das Kapital” - the American Antipope (coming soon)

My name is Matt and I’ve never made a sports bet in my life

thinking about ann reinking in all that jazz 🌟

There's only one person who can get Bluesky working again:

Mmhmm 😐

Incredible this is what they come up with. You don't even need a giant imagination for basic stuff like "let's use this windfall to invest in clean energy". Alberta is the only place in the world that has this kind of brain worms.

Damn, Montana, I was unfamiliar with your game.

I see what you did there.

Margaret Qualley is the centre of the Lorde and Lena Dunham Ben diagram.

Pipe-smoking Donald Trump and officer Jared Leto are going to arrest the Pop

Still from Grey's Anatomy

Still from ER

Still from The Pitt

Still from the Last Temptation of Christ

Love medical dramas. Doctors have such exciting lives.

A very serious prime ministerial statement by Justin Trudeau about Hungary’s elections

It’s so weird to think of Justin Trudeau posting this tweet while wearing a backwards Allouettes cap and smashing beers with Katy Perry at Coachella

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

I never thought I would end up in a 21st century religious conflict on the side of the Vatican but here we are lmao

Trump is going to declare Vance the American Pope isn’t he?

The guy next to me at the PWHL game who wanted to watch “real hockey” and wiped out his phone to watch the Oilers game must work for Pixar.

This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.

(fake) Tom Scott video thumbnail featuring 1973's The Wicker Man. "Can this ritual bring their apples back?" I will be blocking anyone who makes an "oh god the bees" reference, that is a different movie not worthy of discussion.

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

Every now and then someone tries to argue Lynch was a reactionary and it's like, get da fuck outta here

if you are in Scotland and are aware of ANY jobs on the go please please please can you pop me a line urgently? I’ll put my VPN on so I can actually access DMs. I will do literally anything

Just re-upping this for a slightly later crowd. Am in desperate need of working and would be enormously grateful for any support at all x

I turn 40 in August and I need to blue screen myself in the corner for a bit after reading this tweet.

Same goes for Artemis II tbh

I get it. Watch it. Cry it out. Let that inspire you. But it can’t stop there. It has to leave the theatre and had to inform action.

Me not yet having seen PHM:

Oh people are connecting with it because it’s about a collective fight against a doomsday event that includes human connection across species etc.

Martin Luther after nailing the 95 Thesis on the Wittenberg church door:

“Rome has fallen”.