Tilly Button definitely goes to The Bull's karaoke night, 7pm every Saturday night #TheArchers

Also calling at Tom You Useless Wanker Junction #TheArchers

Exactly. He should build the biggest model railway in the world, terminating at Fuck You Helen Station. #TheArchers

This hits hard

Extremely well behaved! #TheArchers

Bravo!

I enjoyed the line "don't go back home, you'll fall in the river" #TheArchers

Lovely work.

Say hello to Samantha from us!

"Get your shoes, Xander"
"..."
"Bye Xander"
"..."

#TheArchers #silentcharacters

Oh yeah...that one fizzled out quickly didn't it? #TheArchers

🤣 she would NOT approve. But the episode would end with her being accidentally knocked in. #TheArchers

IT at work thought it might look a little like this. Chris is spent and I have hardly broken sweat. Girl power! #TheArchers

A right kick in the balls for Adam. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
#TheArchers

Brine, you absolute twat.
#TheArchers

Win win

"I want our relationship to be more like you and Erik...lots of no consequence sex!"
#TheArchers

-Did Dane go with you?
-Who?

#TheArchers

Yes please! #TheArchers

I think you may be right. There will be consequences. Although she didn't sound that angry. #TheArchers

I'd go in with Chris at the Village Show. That has to be a thing at the village show, right? #TheArchers

🤣

I for one would not mind that #TheArchers

Don't know what you were worried about...

Please stay up, because that means Spurs go down. Which is scientifically proven to be funnier.

Hopefully Harrison will be the investigating officer and we can remind him of that time he approved of his wife wiping vital evidence. #TheArchers

DAVROS is testing out the infinite OGRONS/ TYPEWRITERS theory.
Apparently randomly they will eventually type out the COMPLETE WORKS of SHAKESPEARE!
Him uses a time ring to nip forward 3 million years. Unfortunately they only managed to produce half a 'MRS BROWN'S BOYS' script.🙄

I can't deny it has a certain charm.

A Steiff bear wearing a green coat and hat, and carrying a handbag like her majesty the late queen

This is exactly what her late Majesty would have wanted.