The last two times I’ve gone to the dentist has been after being in drag the night before. Both times I’ve been asked if I’ve had my lips done. No, girl. They’re just stained from being overdrawn while I pretended to a moderately attractive woman.

Damn I really wanna suck cock today

Can I still volunteer?

Yes sir

I’m just…so very over everything

Mildly tipsy karaoke thoughts:

Don’t Stop Believing isn’t even Journey’s best song

Well yes!

(And yes. I’m back to sporadically posting random shit nobody cares about)

I haven’t felt well rested in months. But the edible I took last night got me alllll the way together, and I feel amazing

🤣🤣

Jeeeeesus. Yes please

Receiving nudes or pics from friends unprompted is my favorite love language

Suddenly craving cake

Ugh. I forgot that I existed on this app again. But at least today’s Friday and I had SO MANY BLOOMFS participating in #FCF 🥰

Hello, hi

Oh, absolutely

I mean, it’s on my top five favorites I saw this year

Deal!

One of our systems didn’t save what I was working on yesterday, so now I have to manually do everything. (It’s totally doable. Just costing more brainpower than I was wanting to utilize today.)

No, truly!

Eventually I want to crack the top 5, but for now? I’m hoping for at least top 10! 🤞🏼

And I’ve always said that

🥵🥵

Oof

Well yes!

As someone who worked Christmas Eve and Christmas Day (and will be working NYE/NY Day as well) …yeahhhh.

🥰

Absolutely not! If you’re a gd cutie, I’m gonna tell you you’re a gd cutie! 😘

Good, cuz you’re a cutie