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Pure fantasy.

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Cause/effect. STFU nutlick, Canada produces its own spirits and we'll stick with them.

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Hugs to you and your little friend from my cats and me.

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Sunrise in 15 minutes!

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Tucker Carlson apologizes for 'misleading' people on Trump: 'We're implicated in this for sure' The former Fox News host, once a prominent supporter of the president, has been vocally opposed to how the president has handled Iran.

Lying sack of shit lies about being sorry for being a lying sack of shit.
Go to hell, Tucker Carlson.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

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Anyone who gets looked at like that by AOC deserves it.

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Yes, it's just a black screen for me too. But the sun's on its way up and the ISS is heading towards daylight.

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DEAR LEADER HAS DETERMINED IRAN HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH AND
HAS MERCIFULLY RELEASED THEM FROM HIS MILITARY GENIUS

Text copied from image: FoX /NEWS DEAR LEADER HAS DETERMINED IRAN HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH AND HAS MERCIFULLY RELEASED THEM FROM HIS MILITARY GENIUS

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Prince and Blanket, the son of Michael Jackson at the « Michael » premiere (both wearing an arm band on their right arm)

Text copied from image: Prince and Blanket, the son of Michael Jackson at the « Michael » premiere (both wearing an arm band on their right arm)

I understand the actual point of the arm bands, but it's a really problematic look.

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Tirk Portreleri FIRKISH AMBLAND Menswear expert here. Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 10:19 AM • Apr 21, 2026 • 1,803 Views

Text copied from image: TürkPortreleri&TurkishAmbian….. @turkportreleri Follow Tirk Portreleri FIRKISH AMBLAND Menswear expert here. Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 10:19 AM • Apr 21, 2026 • 1,803 Views

For what it's worth, I reported this twitter account:

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I always appreciate your insights, but have you considered speaking less robotically? Surely that's not the natural speaking voice you use in real life.

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New Movie Coming In The FALL,
With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And
Dumber To Follow........

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Adjusted for size, Canada is now attracting twice as much foreign direct investment as the next closest G7 country. 
Inward foreign direct investment Q1-Q3 2025 (most recent) USD per capita 
(Chart shows Canada at $1,231 and US at $656)

Text copied from image: Adjusted for size, Canada is now attracting twice as much foreign direct investment as the next closest G7 country. Inward foreign direct investment Q1-Q3 2025 (most recent) USD per capita (Chart shows Canada at $1,231 and US at $656)

Good news!

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Fake magazine cover showing Patel and Hegseth raising bottles of rye. 
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TRUMP'S LIQUOR CABINET 

The Spirits of Power Pate/ & Hegseth Day Drinking! Drunk & Incompetent

EXCLUSIVE: The Private Reserve cigar & Whiskey Pairings APRIL 2026 | THE POWER ISSUE

Fake magazine cover showing Patel and Hegseth raising bottles of rye. Text copied from image: TRUMP'S LIQUOR CABINET The Spirits of Power Pate/ & Hegseth Day Drinking! Drunk & Incompetent EXCLUSIVE: The Private Reserve cigar & Whiskey Pairings APRIL 2026 | THE POWER ISSUE

Which one will be the next drunken sack of shit to be sacked? My money is on Kash, but it's okay if I'm wrong.

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Translation:

This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature

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Viral Claim of Trump Nuclear Order Against Iran Debunked The claim originated from an African-based X account with no U.S. military ties, alleging General Dan Caine refused Trump's nuclear order during Saturday's Situation Room meeting on the Strait of Hormuz blockade. No mainstream outlets like The New York Times or AP report it, and skeptics including CNN's Andrew Kaczynski dismissed it outright. The meeting did happen amid genuine conflict, with Iran firing on ships and the U.S. seizing a vessel, but nuclear protocols require multiple checks, and officials stress verified facts over rumors. This story is a summary of posts on X and may evolve over time. Grok can make mistakes, verify its outputs.

Jimmy Dore According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to "use the nuclear codes" on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine. According to Johnson "there is seriously something wrong with Trump":

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Text copied from image: Viral Claim of Trump Nuclear Order Against Iran Debunked The claim originated from an African-based X account with no U.S. military ties, alleging General Dan Caine refused Trump's nuclear order during Saturday's Situation Room meeting on the Strait of Hormuz blockade. No mainstream outlets like The New York Times or AP report it, and skeptics including CNN's Andrew Kaczynski dismissed it outright. The meeting did happen amid genuine conflict, with Iran firing on ships and the U.S. seizing a vessel, but nuclear protocols require multiple checks, and officials stress verified facts over rumors. This story is a summary of posts on X and may evolve over time. Grok can make mistakes, verify its outputs. Jimmy Dore According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to "use the nuclear codes" on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine. According to Johnson "there is seriously something wrong with Trump": @jimmy_dore • 5h

A story about Trump wanting to nuke Iran is circulating on Twitter.

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Patel reportedly gets so drunk he can't see straight.

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Discovery will be a bitch. Patel will have to be deposed under oath AND SOBER.

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A Season 4 is on the way.

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Of COURSE he's insider trading. He's a crook, he's ALWAYS been a crook, he's using the presidency to make billions.

He ran to stay out of jail, to make money and to feel powerful, because that's what a narcissist like him gets off on. It was never about helping people.

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Trump did stupidly share classified info with Russians in 2017 in the Oval Office, but there's no proof that the story of a European-orchestrated "sting" is true.

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I didn't know that, but I was only able to find that threatening is NOT the same as committing war crimes. I don't think Trump gives a shit either way, though.

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Star Trek's Dr. McCoy in garb reminiscent of paintings of Jesus says, "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a savior"

Star Trek's Dr. McCoy in garb reminiscent of paintings of Jesus says, "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a savior"

"I thought I was a doctor."

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I want an autocorrect that doesn't fight me when it knows damn well I want to say fuck.

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Didulo and her cult never seem to pop up in my news feeds any more, so surely they can't be attracting any new donors. I'm truly surprised the whole thing didn't implode long ago.

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The Vatican is less than two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

Pic of Karoline Leaviitt, White House spokesliar. Text copied from image: The Vatican is less than two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

The Pope better watch out!

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When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom. Later, my parents divorced. Soon after, my mother died in a car accident My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house. Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Grandma recently died. My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day. My brother left home and won't talk to us any more. Dad, now 74, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing. 
Yours sincerely. Prince William

Text copied from image: When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom. Later, my parents divorced. Soon after, my mother died in a car accident My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house. Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Grandma recently died. My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day. My brother left home and won't talk to us any more. Dad, now 74, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing. Yours sincerely. Prince William

Tragic.

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July 21, 2020 Twitter comment from AOC responding to a report that Ted Yoho called her a "fucking bitch"
 
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez v A @AOC

I never spoke to Rep. Yoho before he decided to accost me on the steps of the nation's Capitol yesterday. Believe it or not, I usually get along fine w/ my GOP colleagues. We know how to check our legislative sparring at the committee door. But hey, "b*tches" get stuff done. 

® Quentin Young @qpyoungnews • Jul 21, 2020 "Fucking bitch" says Florida's @RepTedYoho while accosting @AOC on the steps of the U.S. Capitol, according to report thehill.com/homenews/house... 9:57 AM • Jul 21, 2020

July 21, 2020 Twitter comment from AOC responding to a report that Ted Yoho called her a "fucking bitch" Text copied from image: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez v A @AOC I never spoke to Rep. Yoho before he decided to accost me on the steps of the nation's Capitol yesterday. Believe it or not, I usually get along fine w/ my GOP colleagues. We know how to check our legislative sparring at the committee door. But hey, "b*tches" get stuff done. ® Quentin Young @qpyoungnews • Jul 21, 2020 "Fucking bitch" says Florida's @RepTedYoho while accosting @AOC on the steps of the U.S. Capitol, according to report thehill.com/homenews/house... 9:57 AM • Jul 21, 2020

AOC is a strong woman. Weak men are frightened by strong women.
"But hey, “b*tches” get stuff done." - AOC

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