my phone is cold. gonna pop it in the microwave for 30 sec

Hey, since @why.bsky.team unblocked me, I'd like to say that so-called "AI" is a venture capital scam that's gonna fuck the economy sideways when the bubble bursts and that Claude specifically is for chumps

stretching isn’t enough i need to be spaghettified by the event horizon of a singularity

CEO

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jail !!

they killed loss posting

can't type faggot //:

like... they did sue him already lol

mum come pick me up, men who are way out of my league are flirting with me on the internet again x

What’s up with the @il-dol.bsky.social obsession using terrible AI image generation?

Guess I’ll see how many I can find a 🧵

I’m particularly impressed by this floating break room table that the workers are sitting at to eat, yet somehow the table is also behind them.

#floatingtables #perspective

looove round lab products

i personally didn't like it tbh

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😍😍

we live in hell (:

beating people with frozen fish to teach them a lesson

🤔 wonder why

the democratic party leadership is perfectly fine with normalizing charlie kirk, tucker carlson, and nick fuentes and they draw the line at hasan piker

My grindr profile says I’m into edging so people will message me and say “hey you into edging?” and I wonder why they need to ask if I’m into edging if my profile already says I’m into edging

liberals are stupid. throw rocks at them 🪨

baby they were born this way

pudu pudu i feel it in my heart

DUST

oh !!

it's maddening

like idgaf that morgan, akeria, silky, and kennedy are back. they're iconic queens. akeria is so underrated imo

a non-character

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—

AOC: Wah wah wah.

We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.

What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

sam star is the only one i'm wholly uninterested in seeing back lmao