Has Mijy been to Maine recently???🧐

I hate that person so much!!

Uncle Pennybags from Monopoly looking distraught Chance of Disaster! Live Nation is a REAL LIVE VAMPIRE LIVE NATION DO NOT give them PERMISSION TO ENTER! just hungry for talent, folks @ PORTLAND MAINE 2025 MAINE MUSIC ALLIANCE & MOONBATS POSTERSHOP

You said it, buddy!!!

Just another Mushroom Monday 🎵🎶

Oh no! I hope both have left town by now.

To the person who set the hotel room alarm for 5:45 a.m.: thanks, buddy!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻

One thing I hate about being in Maine right now is there are a lot of Grah*m Platn*r ads

I laughed!

Traveling in my 20’s: Look, I’m not sure how we ended up back at the taxi hub offices*, but they have an air hockey table and I am kicking everyone’s ass

Traveling in my 50’s: [packs sturdy shoes and a heating pad]

Life! You are ridiculous and I love you!

*Charleston, South Carolina

A river runs through a mill complex; “God is here now” is written on a black post

I see what you have done for others

Staying in a hotel room that is considerably bigger than both of the one bedroom apartments I lived in

Just drove by a strip club with this billboard out front “Ironically, we sell clothes”

It’s going to snow in Maine on Wednesday

Me, in a Matt Berry voice while staring at the sky: FUCK YOOOUUU

Glad it’s been so helpful to so many people, but I couldn’t be more aware of it! Don’t need to see injections, a breakdown of how to afford it from compounding places because insurance won’t cover it, or women wearing half shirts after they’ve been on it …

I wish I loved anything as much as social media loves telling me I should take glp-1 drugs

Raise your hand if you woke up in cold sweat at 1 in the morning, panicked that you’d left a window open at work (which, trust me, would be very bad) so you drove there on the weekend because you knew you wouldn’t have peace until you knew

(I’m raising my hand. And obviously it was shut)

Friend who is supervising a trip with 16 teenagers just texted me “the next time I tell you I’m going to do this, remind me how many people lost their passports on this trip.”

Rosie Ruiz has some great tips!

How dare you record me without my permission

Do I remember my Google password? No.

Do I remember that last name of a friend of the person my friend had a crush on in 1992? Yes, of course!

Bonus 1992 memory: my first college roommate introduced herself by one name, but then said, “Everybody calls me Red.” No one ever called her that.

Saw an old friend last night and she offered me a second seltzer after 9 and the words “Oh no, I couldn’t” sincerely flew out of my mouth.

One of us! One of us!

Congrats!!!

True!

Am now hearing it!

Just said Eric Clapton when I meant Eric Cartman

Sorry - this is a small potatoes one. But every day is another to hope for a bigger one!

elmo from sesame street is on fire with his arms outstretched and says yes . Alt: elmo from sesame street is on fire with his arms outstretched and says yes .

My cousin just sent me one of my favorite texts: someone I can’t stand is resigning!!!

When we were filling out the paperwork in the funeral home for my father-in-law, someone asked about the cause of death and my husband said with a straight face, “We think he was murdered” (3 year battle with cancer). The room erupted in laughter.

I mean, absolutely beautiful 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻