We all need a smile after the last couple weeks. 😉

My partner made me a Mets voodoo doll. I've been spending all day pampering him.

He enjoyed a soothing tea on the balcony, watched the 86 Mets to see what winning looks like, and got to know the rest of the gang. Hopefully, he helps us break this nasty streak.

Let's Go Mets 💙🧡💙

Watching the 86 world series on youtube so I can remember what the Mets winning feels like...

That McNeil interview hurt. Miss you, Jeff. Thank you for being a Met. 😢

#lfgm 💙🧡💙

Two things the world could use more of:
Whimsy and Socialism.

Thank you!

Anyone know why the Mets have off tomorrow? 💙🧡💙

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Turns out it was.

Exactly.

Homeruns are fun. But this is how you win ball games. By keeping the train rolling.

Let's go Mets! 💙🧡💙

Dude... are you me? Haha. Let's go Mets and Devils.

The umpire in the Mets game has been awful today.

And that's all for Skenes. Rough opening day start.

Let's go Mets! 💙🧡💙

I think Robert Jr just broke Skenes just a bit with that at bat.

Let's go Mets! 💙🧡💙

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Indeed. 😉

The rapture never happened, so now they are taking things into their own hands by starting a holy war.

Real conversation I just had.

Me: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Her: I've been putting a little bit of poison in your food every night.
Me: That's literally how you become immune to poison. You need to give me all of it at once.
Her: Nice try. You aren't going to Romeo yourself out of this one.

Ok @mlb.com How are you going to advertise the Mets game as the free game of the day and then not actually have any broadcasts of the game?

Gotta watch the YES broadcast for the Mets game today...

Like returning home after a long trip.

There is a Mets game to watch! Thank goodness baseball is back. LFGM! 💙🧡💙

That's refreshing.

I saw a single reference to Scott Pilgrim yesterday, and now I'm getting ready to eat a whole loaf of garlic bread for lunch.

We decided to go with artery when heartery was right there?

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Waiting for baseball to start...

Let's Go Mets! 💙🧡💙

Today is moving so slow that it's going backwards.

So camps and a private army? Cool...

I never realized how often I use the letter "Q" until the key stopped working on my laptop keyboard.

I was today years old when I learned that The Sound of Music was based on a true story.

Your pain isn't as important as their profits.