Not sure wearing pants that almost your skin tone is optimal. 🤣

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Cry harder

Doubles his net worth overnight.

Reminds me of the "Colbert Show". That was so gosh darn funny!

He's certainly doing a great job at raising awareness in a very frightening way...

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You'll be fine. 🤕😆

I'm waiting for the code to mature before I unbox mine. Not convinced yet I want to keep it, but I'm getting closer! It does look pretty in the LE evolution. 😁

Note how the majority of the GOP is also I'm favor of his policies. They have been courting Russian influence for decades.

Fake = Block. Bye

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That would only double his net worth, no? Why not ask for $1T? 🙄

Citizen United is up there

Terrible...

Urgh, the gag reflex, I just can't...

Another nausea inducing male

Yep, so hideous

I guess it should be encouraging that morons are finally realizing they were morons for electing a moron, but maybe I'm reading too much into it. 🤔

I was going to ask "What did he do now?" but then I realized that this was posed 8 hours ago and so many things could have happened since. We live in the worst timeline...

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I'm tuning in!!

How does that make any difference?!? It still takes away housing from locals for visitors. That's what hotels are for.

They should also include all AirBnBs owned by PE firms. They also drive up the cost of living.

Vibing hard today indeed...

I wonder what the team does all day. Features seem to trickle out at glacial speed.

Did ownership change recently? I thought it was a graveyard of pinball machines when I visited a few years ago. Very sad vibes. Definitely one of the worst I've visited. I'd be super happy if it were under new owners that actually care about pins and customers.

Calling Statham a thespian is a bit of a stretch. He even admitted as much in an interview that he would never play Shakespeare. That said, he is very good at what he does in his narrow range. I certainly enjoy his flicks for what they are. 🎬

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Toilet-seat-cocain-snorting RFK Jr. doesn't remember he said this? I'm shocked!

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So much winning...

The fact that this sounds plausible is all you need to know to realize how unfit he is.

The problem with her statement is that only moderately smart people can read it. For the rest, it needs translation into deplorable-speak: "Only low-IQ people do stupid shit like this. You have to be a moron surrounded by morons. And that's exactly what we have." Probably still wordy though...

May need to be updated with the current gold price, but fun nonetheless!

Republicans don't know how to govern. They only know how to hate.