this is my fave beetlemoses for many reasons, one of which is the great face at the end that holds so many feels

For those who aren’t aware, easily two of the greatest albums ever made.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

This is my favorite Beetle Moses comic. I'm looking forward to this collection!

This brief clip is all I would need to be shown to prove that robots can feel pain and death… bsky.app/profile/cpax...

For a hot second I thought this was Nick Mohammed from his @taskmaster.tv season.

John, think of the shareholders!

With that much CG it should've just been an animated movie :(.

Last month in The Onion:

Minus a two dollar convenience fee.

free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

Do you have a 'for rectal use only' sticker to slap on that bad boy?

Chris Farley El Nino skit gif where he says, "I am El Nino" but the Nino is changed to Pis, hence "Elpis"

Every time they mention Elpis in Resident Evil 9: Requiem:

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Thank you (and the entire team!) for working on the Steam Deck :). It quickly became my favorite way to game.

weather.com/retro :D

Snake Plissken saying “Get a new president”

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal.

Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big.

And here we are.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

With how fast trends on the internet go, it's gonna be Oldtella by the time they're back.

Can they drift the Artemis II spacecraft around the moon? If not, what's the point?

I experienced bathroom distress at the Omaha Zoo that I attribute to eating a McGriddle on the car trip to said zoo.

Never again, McGriddle.

Memes image of Aragorn and Theoden with undercuts and earrings saying "Chat, the beacon notification just hit. Gondor's asking for a carry" and "Say less."

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

Congrats to those who have held out for post-Easter Peeps candy sales.

I miss webrings.

Volcanoes are Earth burps. Earthquakes are Earth indigestion.