Thankfully no photos yet exist of me in my band kid era, so it remains a mystery!

It felt great!

I'm so glad she's singing again. Even if it's not a whole album, it's gorgeous what we got. I love her

New Celine?!? ♥️♥️♥️

Me: *sneaks in anyway*

It felt so good! I love the wet spot after

You've given me MANY boners! I greatly appreciate it!

Boner's my fave. And I love getting one in response to another guy talking about his.

The heft...🥵

*taps attention button*

Volcanically hot showers are so cleansing!

The day they make a good chocolate high fibre cereal, it's all over for my enemies

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Grocery Prices:

A photograph of my penis!

Ok, here's another picture I took last night.

His brain short-circuited.

Empty mind

In a perfect world, people could casually discuss their masturbating habits a lot more openly, but ALAS

Hell yes!

A picture of my grey briefs with wet spots from a big cumload.

Eh, why not. Here's the aftermath of a fun solo session last night.
#cum #briefs

Omg RIGHT?? She's such a menace

😬😬😬

Oo, yes! Do that!

But also, you look very cute

Hou're forgiven

I'm digging the sunset

I need to do a rewatch of that show one of these days. It's so good!

That sucks. People need to stop feeling so entitled to touch anyone they want whenever.

Hell yes!!

Oh me too! I'm pretty stoked