Sunday scaries really hitting

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modern day proverbs

On one hand it would be hilarious if Mamdani was advocating for Maoist style treatment of landlords, on the other hand the pussy liberals of Manhattan and Brooklyn would not go for it

Something I’ve really been enjoying lately is not self censoring. I say and do problematic things all the time and that’s not necessarily for everyone but I feel very unburdened by the weight of having to perform niceness and acceptability for everyone

My favorite character in fallout is Hancock which pisses me off because you try finding art of him by searching his name and get Hamilton fanart it pisses me off

Literally when I was at San Japan and I saw the vtuber meet and greets and I realized the fans were just standing in front of a tv doing what amounts to a zoom call I just found it very cringe

GET ONE OF THOSE BANE MASKS FOR BED LIKE FR

Last night I was surprise invited to the mayhem ball and I cannot express how much that is a dream come true. We had a suite at Madison square garden and I got to see one of the best concerts I’ve ever seen

The entire country has seemingly hallucinated an ultra woke 2024 campaign that featured a far left progressive candidate who lost in a massive landslide election. None of that happened!

A website for recipes jenniferrecipes.com shows an ad blocking an entire process for making cream cheese at home. The ad is a lifehack that tells you to pour dish soap in your toilet.

Like this delicious recipe:

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

God no it sounds miserable

Vinaigrette did not become a lawyer

I am living rn you don’t even know. I’m gonna be frolicking around Central Park in a sundress

the US government poisoned bootleg liquor with methanol in 1926-1933, killing around 10,000 people, to dissuade home distilling. a hundred years later, people still claim that home distilling will blind or kill you, and that the US government protects you from this fate. propaganda is amazing

Todd is a good follow

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air:

1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span,

2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black,

3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic.

4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

Gonna dislocate your kneecaps following those directions

The fact that he poorly spraypainted a four on instead of spending the $10 to buy a new made in china flag is so funny to me.

Lmao I saw this the other day but you failed to include how absolutely hilarious the building it is parked in front of is. It really ties the whole thing together

Going through the five stages of grief as he realizes he wants the lame stoner

NY is the best👮🚓

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