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Today is the day Donald Trump freed the AI women of the world

Nobel Prize shit right there

3rd period in Philly is going to be stupid funny 🤜🤡🤛

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SIDNEY CROSBY HAS NEVER HAD AN EMBELLISHMENT PENALTY BEFORE?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

so very unserious

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Will this game break 100 PIMs?

The best thing about the Flyers and Penguins beating the shit out of each other for 7 games is the winner going on to lose to the Hurricanes

This Pennsylvania hockey game is so unserious

Boys are so emotional

Sidney Crosby out here diving like he plays men’s soccer 🙄

Got so tired of winning

So much winning

Called 911 the other day to report a car that was broken into and I just got a text from the police department asking me to complete a survey

It’s gotten out of hand is what I’m saying

Did we ever find out why Kristi Noem had $3,000 cash in her purse? 🤔

Can’t

Poopmaxxing

Definitely gonna half-ass it now

Wait

What were we Members Only of?

Thank GOd we have an actual scientist as NASA Administrator

What’s that?

He made his fortune from a payments processing company?

oh no

The California and Virginia redistricting efforts are both approved by voters and temporary

Called your bluff

Give yer balls a tug, MAGA

Luckily they turned their mirror in - otherwise it would be too big 🙄

The two women in this picture are a vibe

#AOC

A little sad that LeBron doesn’t have anything else going on and has to keep playing a game 😔

Just a reminder that Tucker Carlson has a net worth of $30-$50 million and can shove his apology up his pampered ass

When AOC is President, what will she put Mamdani in charge of?

I mean, potholes of course, but what else?

Jones thinks the only possible explanation is Trump making a deal with the Deep State, not that Trump is a narcissist, a sociopath, and an actual dummy

dEeP sTaTe 🙄

No one has ever “earned” a Billion dollars

It’s a nonsense number

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In case anyone has forgotten how much money 1 Billion dollars is

If you’re lucky enough to make $100,000 per year (net), you would have to work for 10,000 years to earn 1 Billion dollars. 10,000 YEARS

If you made ~$500,000 per year (net) since Christ was born…

It’s a LOT of money

Oof

Haven’t we had enough of the rich taking from the poor, and politicians falling all over themselves for cash?

I love the NWSL, but this is not it

Thank you 🙏

Okay, what’s the deal with the Columbus Crew

What have I missed?

#NWSL

Was so happy to see her play against the Spirit - absolute Welsh legend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Unfortunately I think there is no depth of thought here

They just want to placate the anti-vaccination voters 🤦‍♂️

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Merriam-Webster: SWIMS upside down is SWIMS

Bluesky: Akshually