My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

alcohol causes cancer? that sounds like propaganda by Big Sober

Wild that a bunch of words for "bad," including "bad," are actually just increasingly generalised forms of their language's previous word for "uppity tranny"

it gotta feel good as fuck to rub your belly as guy fieri

Bluesky is awesome bc I can just block the list full of annoying weirdos and never come across them again instead of having to block them when I see annoying posts. It’s nice.

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I WAS SOBBING THAT SHIT IS AMAZING

Frozen 2 is so good drunk on red wine

look what these WOKE LIBERAL URBANISTS are doing to our beautiful ROADS, our CARS, and our TRAFFIC. they call this "TRAFFIC CALMING" for their FIFTEEN MINUTE CITIES, but i call this a TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE. #traffic #cars #urbanism

just one swing state liz cheney supporter could change the results. trust.

Hope the dems learn the right lesson from this and don’t push any further to the right so we’re not stuck with two minority-hating parties (they will not learn the right lesson from this grrr I hate the Democratic Party)

i'm a single issue voter and my issue is making jokes.whitehouse.gov a real website where parents can find the latest kid-friendly jokes to share with their children