Board game I love, ironically there are giant mechs involved lol you'd like it!

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.

So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.

It’s your turn.

Every game of Scythe ever played

These things happen.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

“the pope is weak on crime” has gotta be one of the funniest things any politician has ever said in history

I can’t believe I woke up relieved today that we lost the war instead of mass murdering people

meme captioned "finally reading house of leaves." the image is a humorously chaotic Domino's pizza box with text in red and blue, of all sizes and orientations. it's a crime against graphic design. an argument against the printing press. house of leaves is a famously esoteric haunted house novel that pulls similar kinds of tricks, except instead of pizza the author is selling you creeping dread and dislocation.

need a new word for the type of 21st century grief you feel when you find a very stupid meme that would have had your buddy wheeze-laughing. i would have crushed it with this one:

First photos of the far side of the moon from Artemis II

I literally never find myself surrounded by explosive barrels, video games didn't prepare me for real life at all

in theory i love the spirit of whimsy and misrule behind april fool's but in practice i am simply too gullible for this sort of tomfoolery

This is your friendly reminder that our country is already an active garbage fire thus we do not need your cheeky April Fool's Day jokes. Thank you, that is all.

I'm using tilt controls!

FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

It's just that simple. Do not watch it. You can't put it more plainly than that.

I would like one hundred gyoza. And an ambulance.

I am voting for women for the next president. Not just any woman. All women. At once. As a hive mind.

Pokemon Gogh

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in.
You measure that with your heart.

Unforgivable lol well, I guess it depends on which mon you're swapping for...

so glad that, with each step we take down the ladder to outright fascism, there are a couple of media guys ready to explain why it's not that big a deal. thanks so much guys. idk why i was worried about the paramilitary force asking for papers

Bonus: the copy of The Belligerent I am using is signed by the artist! We happened to meet him at ECCC and he was super cool and was selling signed art cards. 😎

Izzet colors have given me access to lots of annoying instants and sorceries, but I think I am most excited about pirates typal without the presumed stealing of other players' cards! I just want treasure!

My most recent Commander project has been centered around The Belligerent, now that legendary vehicles can serve as your actual commander.

It's pirates, it's ships, and it's boatloads of treasure! #mtg

I am really looking forward to Secrets of Strixhaven coming out in a month, if for nothing else but to return to another beloved MTG realm this year. Lorwyn Eclipsed was such a resounding success, I have few doubts that this set will not do the same.

This is the kind of shit I love to see

I know none of yall gaf but Venezuela beat the US at the World Baseball Classic and all the US players looked like their every last dream was crushed and all the Venezuelan players are so joyful and it’s awesome