Wow.

What a photo.

I'm totally here for this nonsense.

Please tell me this is not a euphemism.

@chartlifepod.bsky.social Zoom by Fat Larry's Band has just come on the radio in the office and, thanks to Juliet's parents, all I can think is how sad it was that Fat Larry was killed in that drive-by.

Who am I kidding...

I'd be very happy with that for a half-marathon time.

I'd be very happy with that for a marathon time.

Little things 😂

Acarrakis, bitches

The amount of recognition they get on the street is terrifying.

So, once the offensive capabilities of Iran have been destroyed, they'll deploy escorts to protect tankers from Iran's offensive capabilities.

Sure. That stacks up.

No, because I know that I'm just showing my ignorance. It's just weird to spin that into a bit of content about how frustrating it is that you don't know everything.

But that's all this is, right? Just desperate content creation. Just attention-seeking.

I'm not sure what sumac or zataar are tbh. I'm not much of a cook and don't eat out a lot these days either.

But still... I'm not getting overwhelmed in Waitrose. I pick up the stuff I need and ignore what I don't. It's really not a problem.

(Except for when you get overtaken by runners in fancy dress. That's pretty painful)

@chartlifepod.bsky.social I've run marathons and, trust me, they're nowhere near as painful as that R Kelly video.

On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'

Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.

If their dog looked like Jane McDonald, I'd be interested - but they'd need to be showing photos.

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

I watched this after listening to the pod and predicted exactly what those toilets would look like.

Have I ever been to a Harvester before? Yes, Chartlife. Yes I have.

@chartlifepod.bsky.social I was in my early 20s in 96 so very much pop music conscious.

You're not alone about e-motion, Juliet. Good grief.

No insight to give, just solidarity!

I'm desperately trying to hold back my tidal wave of shock.

Is she any better at it?

The New World asked me to speak to some British trans women about what life has been like for them over the past few years - here's what they had to say, in their own words: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...

Just when you think this has peaked, it gets better. Superb.

Ahh, so much sweeter in that case!

I'm all for banning AI music as long as they still allow Altered Images.

Did you get Pizzaman last week?

(I did and purely thanks to Chartlife. Thanks both)

A crowd of people stood and stared.

Ahhhh! Excellent!

I'd missed that (obviously).

What am I missing that prompted this?

Because I watched him in Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire yesterday but that seems like a massive coincidence.

Two social media posts. The first is from Keir Starmer and reads: “The UK has long supported a transition of power in Venezuela. We regarded Maduro as an illegitimate President and we shed no tears about the end of his regime. I reiterated my support for international law this morning. The UK government will discuss the evolving situation with US counterparts in the days ahead as we seek a safe and peaceful transition to a legitimate government that reflects the will of the Venezuelan people.” Below it is a post from Ed Davey that reads: “This cop out isn’t good enough. Standing up for international law means condemning leaders when they break it, whether that’s Vladimir Putin or Donald Trump.”

@chartlifepod.bsky.social Just listened to Madonna's Oh Father because I had a horrible suspicion that it might feature a children's choir at some point.

Very happy to report it doesn't and I think it needs more credit for avoiding that.