It's tragic that the older Trump gets, the less time he has left to serve in the Hague

The dog that played Einstein in the Back to the Future movies is dead now. Sorry you had to find out this way.

Make an effort? Buddy, I don't have any of the ingredients.

Sidney Crosby, hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins donated his entire $12.4 million prize money to a homeless shelter initiative in Pittsburgh. His picture and pics pics of shelter shown.

Something positive. $12.4 million…that’s generous.

Settling into evening, yards of green velvet, freshly mown and it goes well with my eyes.

They said I’m a fine girl? Is that all they said about me?
-Brandy

My Sunday morning has been a combination of coffee, biscuits, crisp breezes, catkins and wet dog smell. Saving it all in my amygdala for future enjoyment.

A black and gold banner reading TRUMP’S A JAGOFF hung along a highway in Pittsburgh for the influx of visitors expected this week.

The welcome sign.

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The Chimpanzee Civil War is totally bananas. ☮️ ❤️ 🍌

I always ask the self-checkout kiosk if it found everything it was looking for bc I like having the full checkout experience

Pittsburgh is hosting a big event #NFLDraft next week and we’ve all been told not to be jagoffs to the visitors.

St Drogo, patron saint of coffee and unattractive people, pray for us.

Big Mac sized hail: bigger than golf ball and smaller than softball

There’s an old man in the neighborhood who made cardboard sign with a long rant about “woke” people and hung it in his yard.

I wanted to knock on his door and show him a thing called Twitter and then draw a frowny face on his sign.

Sofas and eyeglasses are two things my Great Depression era parents thought you should only buy once and then keep for the rest of your life.

Feeling nostalgic for obscene phone calls.

In tax preparation there should be a deduction for agony spent in 2025.

The modern urge to send a text that says "hey I sent you an email" after sending them an email.

20 minutes of yoga and several hair products a day will restore your chi.

a funny thing happened on my way to potential

There’s a fried fish recipe at the end of Moby Dick if you ever read all the way through.

This next gardening purchase is a precursor to bankruptcy.

I see alive people.

It’s disturbing.

He’s the type of guy that would save the village by being ceremoniously pushed into a volcano.

Even larger than the Cadillac Escalade…the Cadillac Extravaganza.

I have to be honest, that really did distract me from the Epstein files.

An employee in a Provincetown grocery store found a Cuban tree frog from Georgia stowed away in a bin of onions. They’ve named him Onion and that’s all the geopolitical news I need today

Greensleeves plays as I walk my dog over hill and dale on this blustery morning, our hair blowing wildly and wet blossom petals sticking to our feet. We are making a movie in our minds.

My soulmate is in the Criterion Closet looking for Paul Shore movies.