It’s cool though. Just a double minor. It’s fine. Totally cool hockey play.

So what? I’m just like supposed to go to sleep now?

Not really MORE deserving. But certainly a few equally so.

Can’t think of a more deserving recipient of a big booming hit

Like you know how bad you gotta fuck up to make Miro Heiskanen emote???

a woman says " i will not forget " and " i will never forgive you " Alt: A woman saying "I will not forget and I will never forgive you"

Marcus Foligno who ended Stephen Johns career? that Marcus Foligno?

I knew some stupid shit like this was gonna happen in this series.

I have no idea what Marcus Foligno was doing there - that was an extremely dangerous play

Good morning to everyone who is also spending their morning telling their coworkers that the Stars love losing game one.

One must be explicit. The green dummies love loopholes.

Dear Dallas Stars,

Do not dare lose on Adam Erne’s birthday.

- All of #Ernenation

Division Semifinals, here we come! 💫

We will face the Chicago Wolves in the Central Division Semifinals and host the first two games of the best-of-five series on Tuesday, April 28 and Thursday, April 30 at 7pm! Tickets on sale early next week!

Read: bit.ly/3QwGcal

For what it’s worth, the Stars have lost nine of their last 11 Game 1s, and they’ve gone onto win five of those series.

A series isn’t decided in one game, but the pressure is certainly on Dallas in Game 2.

Jesus Christ. Staple Harley to the bench or surgically remove his head from his ass already.

It’s not Myers’ fault Zucc is elbow height. Also Zucc sold the fuck out of it. Bullshit.

Stephen Johns #28 of the Dallas Stars skates against the Nashville Predators at the American Airlines Center on March 7, 2020 in Dallas, Texas. (Photo by Glenn James/NHLI via Getty Images)

Happy birthday (4/18/1992) to former Dallas Stars defenseman Stephen Johns. He scored 33 points (15-18-33) over 167 career games with Dallas from 2015-2020.

📸: Glenn James/NHLI via Getty Images

#TexasHockey

Most intriguing matchup in Stars vs. Wild? It just might be Robertson vs. Guerin (Gift Article) Robertson was passed over by Guerin for the U.S. Olympic team en route to a career year and now gets a chance to knock off Guerin's Wild.

Too slow. Too soft. Too one-dimensional. That was the perception of Jason Robertson. That's why he didn't make Team USA. That's why his star had faded.

45 goals and 96 points later...

"The perception definitely is off.”

🔓 Unlocked and free to read:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/720...

Reminder for StarsSky that it is your yearly time to follow @marklazerus.bsky.social in addition to your regular follows such as @tiffin.bsky.social, @samnestler.bsky.social, @owennewkirk.bsky.social, and @seanshapiro.bsky.social

Not done yet…

He's never been played like one but Nils Lundqvist (2x1.7m extension with Dallas) is a second-pair-calibre defender.

Putting a truly terrible player on waivers just before the playoffs: strangely funny to me but I don't know if I could tell you why.

Lmao. “Do not dare fuck up these playoffs for us.”

The Dallas Stars finished the season with a (currently) league-leading 71 power play goals, the most they've scored since the '06-07 season (79).

This right here is my fervent hope

(The Duchene goal was the prettiest, though)

Lindellol 2-2

Justin Hryckowian, 3-3. #14 on a rush with number 14.

Mavrik Bourque is a 20-goal scorer in the NHL!

Bourque opens the scoring, burying a rebound off the end boards from an Esa Lindell point shot.

That's Bourque's 20th goal of the year.

1-0 Stars