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Posts by Villainous Oarfish

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*** Please repost/like !! ***
Sooo I just had to pay a crazy amount on my car and it’s put me in a tight situation so I’m opening my commissions !! This is a quick sheet I made to show prices
please feel free to ask any questions and DM if you’re interested !! 🥺

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The first two background are a sunset. A hand reaches out to grab Ilberd's back. He turns and smiles. He is half covered in shadows. In the second frame shows Ilberd dead on the ground surrounded by the dead. He is smiling, holding the Eyes of Nidhogg. A hand is reaching out to him still. There are flames surrounding the sides reaching upward to the first panel to make the sunset.

The first two background are a sunset. A hand reaches out to grab Ilberd's back. He turns and smiles. He is half covered in shadows. In the second frame shows Ilberd dead on the ground surrounded by the dead. He is smiling, holding the Eyes of Nidhogg. A hand is reaching out to him still. There are flames surrounding the sides reaching upward to the first panel to make the sunset.

"In my dream last night, you died a madman. It felt so real."
#ffxiv

5 months ago 15 12 1 0

Guy who forgot about this account
Hey how’s it going lmao

8 months ago 0 0 0 0
A ginger and white basset hound lying on the arm of a chair.

A ginger and white basset hound lying on the arm of a chair.

Take my sweet girl as a pick-me-up!

1 year ago 5 1 0 0

You know, I can never understand it but people who make OCs purely for making nsfw content of them are so strong. I would die trying to do what they do

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A large platter of store brand chicken nuggets with small cuts of barbecue sauce in the middle.

A large platter of store brand chicken nuggets with small cuts of barbecue sauce in the middle.

Saw this at the grocery store, and my god this is the most opulent thing I’ve seen in a while. I wanted it so bad it made me look kinda stupid

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I am happy to have my bed back though lol. Sleep in a chair was rough, but anything for my friends

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Whining and crying bc my friends have left to start the journey home
It was always going to happen but still. :( I’m gonna miss them

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

child custody rap battle

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sad kitten standing up on two back paws and looking down. text says “sorry for being obsessed with my own oc. it will happen again.”

sad kitten standing up on two back paws and looking down. text says “sorry for being obsessed with my own oc. it will happen again.”

1 year ago 6895 3349 39 48

It almost never has transfem t4t shit, or tf4tm shit. I’m here to enjoy reading trans people get freaky. I am too cringe to write it all myself I will curl up in a ball and die

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

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You know it kinda kills me how little good t4t smut is out there. Like why do I have to go on fuckin ao3 and hope to god what I find isn’t all just
1. Cis man/trans man shit where the trans guy bottoms
2. Fandoms I hate

1 year ago 3 0 1 0

it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

1 year ago 12297 2145 279 126

Every time I use a semicolon correctly while writing I feel like the baddest bitch in this Google doc

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Anything is better than marriage with Kristoph at this point

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Feel like sims set themselves on fire way too easily while cooking

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

1 year ago 14404 1554 41 19
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If I were on Is It Cake? I would make nothing but regular looking cakes. At first the judges think I'm being difficult or stupid but then it messes with their heads and they doubt the very nature of cake itself.

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I need this so badly you don’t understand

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

He’s having that pre-death clarity people talk about

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

I keep thinking of that one tumblr post that’s like “daddy bet all his money on rhinoceros beetle fights there’s not gonna be a Christmas”
It’s how I feel telling people I can’t afford to buy them presents this year

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
A lynx point siamese cat curled into a u shape. His eyes are closed and he is laying on a blue blanket.

A lynx point siamese cat curled into a u shape. His eyes are closed and he is laying on a blue blanket.

A lynx point siamese laying on a bed, his eyes are barely open. He lays on a blue blanket, with a beige blanket poking out from underneath it.

A lynx point siamese laying on a bed, his eyes are barely open. He lays on a blue blanket, with a beige blanket poking out from underneath it.

Hi I’m still alive, Metias is still the cutest cat in the world

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Hey Caster! What the fuck?

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Like I guess eventually I’ll get back into the hobby, but right now it’s looking dire in Johannville

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Bro ngl I miss rping so much, but also the thought of rping makes me want to shovel dirt into my mouth like a sodium deficient dog

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

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My top 5 songs this month are so fucking dire rn

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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