Sure thing!

I don’t have a Switch 2, so it probably will never happen. 💙 But I will if it does.

Well, I don’t have that game so you’re still the #1 John in my book. 🫶

Until I get the game and make a mii version anyway.

🙋‍♂️ Lots of it.

It’s hard out here on these streets. We just have to realize that we can’t compete with smaller, cuter versions of ourselves. 👩‍💼

🫠

Sorry, I can’t do that right now. I’m busy watching my husband on our doorbell camera trying to coax the neighbor’s cat over for pets.

Yo, tell him I said “pspspsps 🤌”

Also, happy birthday! 😻

Happy Tuesday

Time to send some strongly worded emails. ☕️

You have so much time to figure it out! 😊

When’s your birthday? 👀

🙂‍↕️

(I’m actually not 100% sure what a subpost is 🫥)

Omg thank you. 🙏

My cats are straight up bullying me this morning and I don’t know who to report that to.

Mine are

Thank you! 😊

A black and white photo of a man with short dark hair and a beard taking a selfie in a foggy mirror

Hair cut ✅
Beard trimmed ✅
#monocrhomemonday ☑️

In the Sims 2, if a sim dies in a fire, they become a red fire ghost or something. So I assume that happens in real life if you’re cremated? Idk, I’m not a doctor.

A selfie of me. A man wish short brown hair and a beard wearing a green sweater.

Do you want to see a selfie I took in my friends’ bathroom today?

I’ve had a lot of snacks and watched a lot of movies this weekend. 😌

I’m also watching this a little later today! My expectations are low, but I’ve actually heard decent things!

Hope you enjoy! 🍿

One bad workout really is so deflating. It puts a damper on the whole day. 😭

I accidentally typed “corfe” instead of “coffee” and I can’t stop giggling about it.

I think I just call it corfe now.

I agree, I’m looking forward to it. 💕

Morning, Ryan. Hope you’ve been having a good one so far! 🥰

Good morning ☕️

Cale’s Sunday Plans:

- go to gym ✅
- go see good friends
- eat snacks and pizza (continuing)
- get a little high and watch movies
- come home and pet cats
- maybe go to bed early

I was lowkey worried no one would get my reference 🥹

Black cat lounging in the sun

Super Model Documentary Hour 🐈‍⬛ 📸

🙋‍♂️

It doesn’t ruin everything, but I know the feeling. It definitely feels gross. 🤭