I hemmed a shirt for the first time,
it was really fun

god intended me to be a stay at home wife and to be pretty and do needlework all day for my wife but instead i'm studying international relations :/

I miraculously manage to cut pizza into 7ths every single time, idk if I'm the only one,.,.

Aruff Tuah
bark on that thing

Frick my stupid cuck life

Yay!!!!!!
This is why you're the best and hot and awesome and hot and accomplished and did i mention hot

It is kinda wild when studying stuff, you read about papers published by authors, and you're like, damn

and then you start seeing them everywhere,. like, what do you mean the same guy that wrote that one reading i read also wrote this completely unrelated al jazeera article

wild.

I believe in you sun!!!

Finishing an assignment on time is probably as potent as MDMA

👀👀promise?

Mfw got scammed buying sex toys
Send tweet

Truuuueee!!

2025, the year of gay sex

The Mongol invasion on turn 2 (Circa 1274)

Fun date idea: 9/11

Honk Shoouah,
Sleep on that thing

Just finished Part 1 of Chainsaw man

wow.

The anime was peak but like, literally this meme

Damn,
Chainsawman is peak

i've been missing out

Went to a zoo but I think it's a bad zoo

They don't know what an owl is 😔

I love you flirting with Pip
It's my favourite part

Gay sex
Right here, right now,

Trump's America

Trump's America

This is true!!

Whoah
I'm going to inform the upper strata of this

It's going good
Except for the illegal occupation of November,,,

But it's all good apart from that

Hello

Stop the ILLEGAL occupation and invasion of November by Christmas NOW

i'll show you the ropes, for you to wrap them around me

It's okay i'm here (:

Our headaches aligned 🥰