I don't know if that's real and I don't want to find out

To each their own, I guess...

You also own a pup hood, eh?

Utah Department of Transportation (UDOT) on Instagram: "On this week’s episode of “what kind of mess are we cleaning up now?”…it’s a 200-gallon diesel spill. Earlier this week, crews responded to a d... 28K likes, 269 comments - utahtransportation on April 16, 2026: "On this week’s episode of “what kind of mess are we cleaning up now?”…it’s a 200-gallon diesel spill. Earlier this week, crews respond...

The UDOT Instagram account remains one of the best accounts on planet earth.
www.instagram.com/reel/DXNZm-P...

I don't know where "U and" came from. It was supposed to be "My access"

It's particularly frustrating because we are a "Google district". U and to the Office suite is not standard.

Luckily I've got access to Word and Excel

The fact that Google Docs does not have a native mail merge with Sheets function is beyond stupid

What the actual, and pardon my French, goddamn mother fucking holy shit fuck?

My hot take: Most right wing Christians know that this is purely performative BUT they don't give a flying fuck because they care more about being in power than anything else.

Is this a sex thing?

I had a dream* where I had posted a picture on Snapchat and, for whatever reason, wanted to show it to my students, so I gave them my Snapchat handle.

*This was actually a nightmare.

Fun fact: The last year of my Twitter account before deleting it I exclusively used it to tag Phil Lyman every time he lost at something

But if the people who cut down her trees don't have the money to pay her, and it's on them and not their insurance to pay, then she doesn't get paid. That's what everyone is trying to get you to understand.

Tusks Up!

Congratulations!

/hugs

You Just Didn't Like Me That Much YouTube video by Leanna Firestone - Topic

I think my ex walked into the house and heard me singing along to this at full blast...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=TEey...

There is no way to explain the ridiculousness that was The Threadnought. The stupidity show. The laughter enjoyed by strangers who would become friends. Some of the people I trust the most with the deepest, hardest parts of my life are people I met because an anime sex pest sued for defamation.

Anyone who's not a fan of convergent evolution is someone I don't want to be friends with

But then maybe I'm just missing the leftist allure of the inexperienced bigoted nepo-baby dirtbag mercenary who thinks small wars are fun

I'm assuming this was a prophetic dream. I need help interpreting it.

I just woke up from a dream where I was at a conference where I had to jerk off into a cup so we could sequence our own DNA, but my specimen cup was broken, but Gordon B Hinckley told me the cup was a gift so I had to make do.

A man drawn in simple comic style, looking through a window with the word "sickos" written across his shirt. Above him is a speech bubble that reads, "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!"

I'm the sicko, aren't I?

Plaintiffs should appeal on the ground that there are no heroes in Twilight.

@gregdoucette.bsky.social not as heinous as many of their activities, but another one to add to the Cops Are Great ™ pile

That is quite the "everybody sucks here" story

Before we adjudicate this quarrel, we should take each man's provocation in turn.

babe wake up the editors of National Review are adjudicating a theological disagreement between JD Vance and the Pope

We all know such deep* and difficult** to understand nuance is beyond your interlocutor.

*Basic
**Easy

You're a dipshit, dumbass, and sexual assault apologist. Have I crossed the defamatory line?