Barnes and Noble book table sign: "Oh look, it's that gay hockey romance!" Preorder the next in the series today Coming Sept, 2026

God bless bookstore employees having fun.

Like Alice in wonderland

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Whats it called

Stunning

James Acaster getting his 'food hell' on Saturday Kitchen –  late contender for TV moment of the year

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's Sweep and his bone car.

Spicy Wotsits and Sweet and Sour Pot Noodle

Ahh Monday .. and a trip to the dentist.. Double Disaster

My son is a learning support mentor in the early years, he does magic with them at playtime, spongebals, slight of hand, he loves it too

Looks like Theresa May wants you 😅

There all a bunch of money grabbers, need normal day to day people to run things

More like he's rotton to the core, it's now seeping out everywhere

Almost a third of people in Gaza 'not eating for days,' UN warns Israel faces increasing pressure from Western allies to lift restrictions into the flow of aid into Gaza.

This isn’t a drought. This isn’t an act of god. It’s men doing this by design! Ego maniacs who see this genocide as some sort of necessary means to an end. Whatever that end is, other emasculated leaders are letting it happen. They are all monsters!

Sylvester Stallone with massive forehead.

Surprised Sylvester Stallone with Frank Spencer beret.

Contemplative Sylvester Stallone doing an impression of Novak Djokovic

Fuck knows

Just found an exciting new genre of what I’m going to call ‘excellent waxworks of Sylvester Stallone.’ Enjoy.

Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding

12 points to Gryffindor

Photo taken from K’s flat in 2013 - ‘Jack the Ripple’ ice cream van, with additional text ‘SUCK IT AND SEE’.

And the award for the least appropriately named ice cream man goes to…

Do it for wig only

“HENNIMOOOOOOOORE!”

My mum uses to stuff marrow with mince

Incredibly chuffed to see that SHITHEAD, FUCKNADO and BLEARY-EYED-DAFT-BASTARD are still fully acceptable swears for the British Public x

As you may have noticed by now, there's no #TOTP until 10pm on BBC Four because of the snooker, and if the snooker overruns (very likely) we may not get that either. However there's a single edition from 1998 on U&Eden at 9pm if you're really desperate for some low-res TOTP in the wrong aspect ratio

3pm I was on the sofa, 8pm I'm in Blackpool

Never anything to do over Easter, weather is crap ..

Heron foods had little bottles of top deck

My burps taste of nachos and disaranno

#Bowie #FreddieMercury, #Georgemichael