I asked my 13 year old son what hogwarts house he would be in and he slid his hand up his ass crack and slapped me in the face with it

Yup I watched it bc was eating wings and my hands too saucy to find the remote

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

This wouldn't have counted even before the drop but just a reminder that this guy is a space alien

The sun is out tho

Discarding books is a standard part of collection development and management in libraries.
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Extremely Bills coded

I can smell the charcoal

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PTSD

That brush has seen some things

Hotter than a red jalepeño

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Let me tell you why Taco Bell is the Michelin haute couture ristorante in Demolition Man: a soft shell taco in 2026 tastes the exact same as a soft shell taco from 1996. And it will taste the same in 2056 and in 3046 too. And I assume 3316 too. #livemas

Noooooooooooo

My favorite grilled cheese too

Just cracked the window for the ambience

Dudes were smoking in the bathroom near 122 and a dude lit one in the atrium on the way out. It was like a Pennsylvania McDonald’s in there last night

Jack Quinn answers the age-old question: what if a hockey player was both Goofus AND Gallant???

There’s nothing better than a Jamaican beef patty with cheese unless u know about coco bread

I understand the urge to beat up a small person

Why don’t they have lawyers that are therapists? Or therapists that are lawyers?

Are they doing this in the daytime for the visuals?

What if we’re watching the greatest Sabres team in history

King fu or Houston generals ?

I did 1 work and now I need to lay down

I thought Platner was the Nazi guy

The mafia alone could negate ol chargey but if there was any doubt the tripled down

Lobbying is just negotiating the bribe