Oh TK you madman. This will rule.

I'm so excited for what they do!

Tony could buy that shit just to take a wrecking ball to Titan Towers with the entire McMahon family and Nick Khan in it and I’d be okay with it.

Since pro wrestling is brand new to bluesky: AEW stands for All Elite Wrestling. All the bald wrestlers are the bad guys, except for the bald wrestlers we like. You'll figure it out.

My baby Munchie relaxing in her bed.

My baby Munchie broken in her bed.

Happy 3rd birthday to my beautiful Munchie. She's getting all the treats & cat Crack she can handle today. 💜

Fans who are wanting this have just become E-Drones but for AEW and it is fucking dumb as fuck. They are the same fucking morons who are talking about Brock Lesnar going to AEW. You are a plight on our fandom and you need to fuck all the way off. 🤼

I used to love Sami. He's not who he used to be. He didn't have to participate. He's not playing a heel by using slurs. His environment has changed him. See how he's cool with going to Saudi now.

How is everyone who watches this shit so braindead but not brain dead enough to accidentally bathe with a toaster.

Forever.

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Is he okay???? I hope not.

See when I have a "different way of calculating percentages" I fail fifth grade math and don't get to run a country.

Hello??? World Cup goers, please do not walk to MetLife. You will probably die. At least seriously injured. I don’t know who started this up but do not walk there. You cannot do that. I mean you can but again, you’ll die.

AEW would deserve to cease to exist if he did this. No one should support the company, the same way no one should support his current employer.

The thing about Sami Zayn's Kill Tony set is that this is a guy who clearly loves Kill Tony. He did the Roast of Wrestlemania last year, he did Kill Tony this year. He's genuinely excited to get up on stage and say edgelord stuff. It's not a parody.

I would literally stop watching AEW.

I use it with a VPN and get all the PPV's for 119.00 a year. It works out great financially and the quality is better than Triller.

Interesting phrasing here from WWE--given the ticket prices and the fact that it was a two-day event, how is not definitively the highest grossing event in company history? Unless, of course, a lot of tickets were comped/reduced.

The absolute last thing AEW needs to do is anything when WWE has WrestleMania in Saudi Arabia. You want them to own that weekend & swim in that publcity. Besides, it's not Tony Khan's fault indies built a business model around the MAGA promotion.

The uncontrollable joy Brodie Lee Jr. exudes here is radiant, and his glow is warming my heart. Watching him showcase such skill at a young age, the sky ain't the limit. If the planets align ever so nicely, he'll clear the Solar System. 🤼

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Two things can be true:

1) The fan is a creep and you shouldn't take every opportunity to film a celebrity.

2) Punk is a violent asshole who seems to default to assault as his mechanism to resolve grievances.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

As Brock Lesnar hopefully goes away forever, it's worth remembering the storyline for his first WWE match was Lita wouldn't sleep with Paul Heyman so Brock had to beat up the Hardys in retaliation. The one constant in WWE booking? Women aren't people.

Hello, I have logged back onto Bluesky to a swarm of discourse on my Stephanie McMahon post so let me be clear: fuck Stephanie McMahon.

Happy Monday!

The Spurs have the best merch in the NBA hands down. I love this.

This is like all the people who voted for Trump but turned on him because they hate gas prices right now. Eat a dick.

This is a mea culpa. The Bruins blew yet another lead, so you are correct, Ransom is better than watching the Bruins.

It's honestly embarrassing that this company is the public face of the industry. It's embarrassing to be looped in with their brand and form of "entertainment," their history of abuse, and their dogshit business and political ties when I tell people I like pro-wrestling.

Blue Panther is unironically more athletic at 65 than Phil Brookes