With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
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Two things can be true:
1) The fan is a creep and you shouldn't take every opportunity to film a celebrity.
2) Punk is a violent asshole who seems to default to assault as his mechanism to resolve grievances.
The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.
It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.
As Brock Lesnar hopefully goes away forever, it's worth remembering the storyline for his first WWE match was Lita wouldn't sleep with Paul Heyman so Brock had to beat up the Hardys in retaliation. The one constant in WWE booking? Women aren't people.
Hello, I have logged back onto Bluesky to a swarm of discourse on my Stephanie McMahon post so let me be clear: fuck Stephanie McMahon.
Happy Monday!
The Spurs have the best merch in the NBA hands down. I love this.
This is like all the people who voted for Trump but turned on him because they hate gas prices right now. Eat a dick.
This is a mea culpa. The Bruins blew yet another lead, so you are correct, Ransom is better than watching the Bruins.
It's honestly embarrassing that this company is the public face of the industry. It's embarrassing to be looped in with their brand and form of "entertainment," their history of abuse, and their dogshit business and political ties when I tell people I like pro-wrestling.
Blue Panther is unironically more athletic at 65 than Phil Brookes
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That hilljack motherfucker Cody got his orbital bone broke on a stray punch? Where are the “someone is gonna die on an AEW show” bozos when we need em? Because I think getting your orbital bone broke during a terrible match and then missing a commitment is wild.
It's OK to be mean. She's on a show run by traffickers. Also it does look like that.
Kenny's so nice, he is probably smiling for her even trying. When he should be throwing fists.
@bazmanaew.bsky.social footage? 😆
Jade's not skilled enough to have an Irish whip as her finisher
if you gonna steal someone else's move, at least do it good.
jade is not skilled enough to be using one of the most protected finishers in wrestling. and especially if its not a finisher.
Brock only decided to retire when Punk proved to him he could take over his role of "Guy who gets super winded minutes into every match." (I'm actually enjoying this so far.)
Celtics line up that beat the Magic
Remember like a week ago when this team Beat the Magic 🤣
"A full circle moment for CM Punk"
Oh it most certainly has
who gives a shit what he says a match on a show run by sex traffickers is for
What did they call it? What storm? Michael Cole sucks.
"CM Punk coming out to what sounds like a remix of the Terminator theme"
NO ONE else should be using the OWA.
least of all, jade of all people.
I need to see footage of it. No way she did it well.
I respectfully disagree with that statement.
Did they refuse to allow him backstage or did he specifically choose to watch at the hotel bar?
Neither option is good.
