"This is an important thing to think about."

“enhanced interrogation” instead of torture walked so “detention centers” instead of concentration camps could run.

Just In: Tiger Woods is eyed as next FBI Director.

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#Caturday

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#mets

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Pete Hegseth furious that now people think Kash Patel can outdrink him.

Loo, a grey cat, doing lap things

The rally cat would like to renegotiate her contract #metssky

www.newsweek.com Duke trolled by UNC fan account after collapse vs UConn

Duke Trolled by UNC Fan Account After Collapse vs UConn
#Newsweek

Since Trump has trouble distinguishing what someone in the medical profession looks like, here is a picture of a lifesaving professional.

Here’s the thing—especially on April 15: cutting the IRS isn't some abstract budget trim. It's a tax cut delivered through weaker enforcement. And it mostly goes to people with the most scope to hide income.

It’s been a week and a half since the second crew member was rescued from the F-15E Strike Eagle that Iran shot down. Why haven’t we heard anything more about him, or is he in Butler, Pennsylvania?

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.

So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.

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On January 6 2021 a violent mob of people, motivated and directed by the then sitting president, attempted to prevent our elected representatives from carrying out their constitutional duty to certify a democratically conducted election. In other words they attempted an insurrection - treason. >>>>

Donald Trump may not play a doctor in an internet meme of Jesus, but he *murdered* one in the streets of America.

On this day, in 1947, Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier.

Sometimes, I think about a sliding-doors place where believing women is the default, and nobody has a take on whether we came forward "the right way." I don't spend long doing it, though, because it's SO DIFFICULT TO CONCEIVE OF

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕

*All four astronauts went to public schools!

NEVER FORGET: Had Trump not stolen the 2024 election, HE WOULD BE IN A PRISON CELL RIGHT NOW

...same, film critic

"I'm just contemplating the fact that one moron, one psychotic moron, one capricious idiot, has completely bollocksed up the global economy not only to the detriment of his own people, but the detriment of the planet. ... It's like how much more of this can the planet take?"

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a senior golden retriever sits in the grass in front of a gray stone wall and faces the camera head-on. he has at least four tennis balls in his mouth – two stacked vertically under his nose, and one pressing up his cheek flaps on either side. the balls are faded shades of orange and green, now weathered and well-loved, like the sugary white of the dog’s face.

This is Finley. He is the Guinness Book of World Records champ for most tennis balls held by a dog in their mouth with 6 at once. Earned the title six years ago and has remained undefeated. He may be a senior, but he definitely knows ball. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: finnyboymolloy)

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Pro-tip for the Swalwell campaign staff now maligning the women accusing their boss of sexual misconduct: it's not worth it. There will be other campaigns and other candidates but there will never be another time that you won't regret behaving this way towards survivors.

NASA is one of the best things about this country. Hope. Innovation. Exploration. Wonder. Give them, the post office, and the national parks service all the money from ICE

hahahaha [sob]

also, this needs to be a diagnostic code on the pet-insurance site's dropdown; 8 times out of 10 it's "leg/paw: drama king"