A human at Bucc’ees in a Grunt Style T-Shirt and flip flops and cargo shorts calling the cops on another family he saw in the parking lot that looks like an ISIS

As a man, I don’t need to “be honored”, I am not special. The idea is facially ridiculous.

People with tough jobs or who shoulder a burden for their kids or neighbors deserve honor, elementary school teachers, nurses, that’s hard.

I only need rule of law, free markets, & full citizenship for all.

Being whiny and lazy and expecting a handout is so unbecoming, when will men take responsibility and stop selling cars or racking up online gambling debts and assimilate with our culture?

I’m a man and a Democrat substantially, if not primarily, because I don’t want a cultural or economic subsidy for my gender.

Can Sebastian Junger give me a call?

I’m clearly an enigma.

She asked for Josh by name, she’s every wine aunt dining out at Carraba’s in America

Running a regression on whether the additional “barrel aged” ABV is worth the extra $3.50

Do it, just don’t take on debt

I’d be somewhat adept in German and I could read Russian and I’d be cooking meth professionally

Also, I am not an investor and I cannot make this any more clear.

It’s not on any website. I’ve never claimed it.

I have no money to give you. You give me your money. That’s the shot.

Good, now to apply for a history PhD in March 2012

a man in a blue shirt is smiling and saying still got it baby ALT: a man in a blue shirt is smiling and saying still got it baby

Only major test I ever *crushed*

(Then used it to go to a terminal MA orogram)

InvestorGod@me.com

That’s vastly more legit in DC these days, I’m afraid to say

a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house . Alt: George Michael is broken

“Hey Eric, I got a lead for you - my buddy is working on a major new transaction, investors are writing checks, it’s all right in your wheelhouse. Interested?”

Me: Yeah, of course. I’ll talk.

“Ok, I’ll make the intros, should take an hour”

<all emails are gmail or proton mail or yahoo>

Me:

Maybe 45 seconds

Man, why do you let an LLM write LinkedInese for you?

You have a reputation!

AI slop.

Pape proudly posting partially plagiarized pablum professionally.

Yeah, my total mile count was low but the spend may have cleared the spend threshold

One’s in the comments

She knows the wine selection of Walgreens like a pro

Kind of a huge one?

But yeah, there’s no objective reason to get a bump like that

How did I get top status?

Literally no idea, you usually need millions of miles in a year and a mountain of CC spending and I…did not get that. Don’t have a branded CC at all.

Maybe it’s because I’m a Defense Tech and Dual Use Innovation Influencer.

You understand the moment

I fly more than most, I have George Clooney status on an airline, and when I’m past security, I’m free for 90 minutes to 17 hours.

It’s a kind of modern magic.

Arriving late? How dare you. You miss out on Hudson News and Bobby Flay Burger and 915am room temperature Chardonnay.

How could you?

My hottest, most scorching airport take is:

arrive as early as you want, no one can task you when you’re there. Responsibility doesn’t exist.

Oh, there’s an ask from work? WiFi is down. You’re boarding. You’re disembarking.

Airport is suspended animation. There are no rules, you survive / enjoy.

Good lord, just blame the Jews this is taking forever

Parnell asked for a favor

I’m curious how much trouble he’s actually in with the boss

Mike Obadal is more likely to fleet up than Sean Parnell to slide in.

JIATF-NCR’s (extremely bizarre) takeover of government continues unabated.

It would be bad for the Pentagon to lose one of the remaining adults, FWIW.