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I realized she is a girl after my own heart.

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Always be a good boy.
don't ever play with puns.

I had an operation on my funny bone today.

The doctor said I will be in stitches for two weeks.

If you lose your Khakis in Texas, it means you can't find your pants.

If you lose your Khakis in Boston, it means you can't start your car…

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