hey diva.. can I call you diva? my name is detective fierce… you’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the tea on this situation.

Jennifer Lopez in a severe black bob and a cunty red lip singing while the title “Kiss of the Spider Woman” and web gfx are overlayed on top.

her web connects them all 🕸️

yellow cab drivers used to know the streets of nyc like the back of their hand. this dude just handed me his phone and said put in the address. 😭

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

a close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and a beard . ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and a beard .

my uber driver was playing some extremely bland pop music i didn’t recognize. the album art looked a little off so I looked closer and it was a YouTube playlist of AI GENERATED MUSIC. we are so cooked.

i think someone forgot 😬

didn’t feel like doing Amer*ca stuff yesterday, so my friends and i put dinosaurs in drag instead.

you’re laughing. i have the oœnly twehnty-fouhr kareht gœwld la bew bew and you’re laughing.

this is what the heat feels like btw

does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?

Pablo Picasso's "Seated Harlequin" looking a little fruity

this is me if you even care

Jennifer Lopez in a severe black bob and a cunty red lip singing while the title “Kiss of the Spider Woman” and web gfx are overlayed on top.

her web connects them all 🕸️

she was so real for this

oh I loved this lip sync tbh

how it feels to clock a gag #TheWhiteLotus

Andrew Tate looking like Count Orlok from Nosferatu (2024)

he looks like he’s about to tell Thomas Hutter ɨȶ ɨֆ ǟ ɮʟǟƈӄ օʍɛռ ȶօ ʝօʊʀʀʀʀռɛʏ ɨռ քօօʀʀʀ ɦɛǟʟȶɦ.

OMG ☺️

it’s 2025 and i need attention

i know this bitch got tea (literally)

we deserve each other me and

omg love those 2 things but the in-between is scary.

the shit people say in profiles is crazy: “love to laugh.” uh yeah, you know what else feels good? breathing. sitting. i really like sleeping, have you tried it?

Truly the only reason these shoes aren’t going in the trash 😖

😩

I just stepped in frozen diarrhea. Happy Saturday!

this solo poly erasure 🥲

too real 😭😭😭

if you’re not online enough to understand this i envy you

you ever just sitting in a coffee shop absentmindedly scrolling through bluesky when you come across someone ********* their ***** ******* and ******* their *** **** till they *** and then you remember you’re in public so you scroll away as fast as you can but you’re pretty sure it’s too late? yeah.

oh you added the Sean Cody logo to Luigi’s thirst trap? should we tell everyone? should we throw a parade? should we invite Andy Cohen?