*Republican* government. Fixed it for you.

Who did this one 😆😆😆

Is Trump resurrecting Epstein?

U.S. payrolls rose by 178,000 in March, more than expected; unemployment at 4.3% Nonfarm payrolls were expected to increase by 59,000 in March, with the unemployment rate holding at 4.4%.

I'll ask yet again: Why does anyone trust any of the numbers being pushed by this administration after they fired all the people in charge of publishing accurate data? www.cnbc.com/2026/04/03/j...

So. I'm hearing that the argument is that Congress can't pass any law that the President finds...inconvenient. Hmmm.

Try turning it off and back on again...

Was certain "bubbling crude," "black gold," and "Texas tea" was going to appear somewhere in this narrative.

Trump says Iran's president asked for ceasefire, but U.S. wants Hormuz Strait open first The war began in late February when the U.S. and Israel launched strikes on Iran, causing economic turmoil and massive global energy disruptions.

Is the President of Iran in the room with us right now? www.cnbc.com/2026/04/01/t...

New airport code: PDO

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

New airport code: PDO

Urinal?

🎉 Looks like the ratio yesterday was 500+ #NoKings protesters to 1 Daddy Trump pedophile defender in deeply red pilled Naples, FL.

We definitely outnumber them—they’re gonna get scared and even more irrational.

Tea Party Nonpartisan Attendance Estimates: Now 300,000+ I promised that I wasn’t going to put much more work into estimating crowd sizes for yesterday’s tea party events, but here is one last update. The important th…

Seriously, take a look at this old rundown Nate Silver did.

The LARGEST of the original Tea Party rallies was the one held in Atlanta, which had an estimated 15,000 people.

A very few MAGA voters ID'd themselves at today's Naples, Florida #NoKings rally.

Deepest red Naples, Florida #NoKings

TOMORROW: Be a part of history! Show the world that the majority of Americans oppose the most corrupt, inept, criminal, orange "president" in U.S. History.

NO KINGS. Also: NO SERIAL LIARS/CONVICTED FELONS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS & NO ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAN

Be there. Make your voices heard! 🇺🇸 ✊

#NO_KINGS

Translation: We get to decide who has rights and who doesn't.

Hegseth Strikes Two Black and Two Female Officers From Promotion List

"Mr. Buria [Hegseth's chief of staff] told Mr. Driscoll [Secretary of the Army] that President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events, the officials said."

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

DOJ to pay ex-Trump adviser Michael Flynn $1M to settle malicious prosecution suit: Sources The DOJ has reached an agreement with ex-Trump adviser Michael Flynn to pay him roughly $1.2 million to settle claims that he was politically prosecuted, sources say.

Michael Flynn illegally took money from the Turkish government while he, a retired head of the Defense Intelligence Agency, was advising Trump's campaign and serving as his National Security Advisor. He got caught. Trump is now forcing his DOJ to pay Flynn $1.2 mn for having prosecuted this crime.

Trump thought it would be Venezuela II. And then got his Strait caught in a Hormuz.

Remember: the orange turd isn't going to sign *any* DHS/ICE bill until Congress passes his "SAVE my ass in 2026" bill. Enjoy your 8 hour wait in the security line.

every single financial institution would benefit from hiring exactly one (1) progressive to walk around the office all day long going “are you fucking stupid?” to anyone within ear shot

Trump tells CNBC he is pausing strikes on energy infrastructure for five days after talks with Iran U.S. President Donald Trump on Monday said he would order the military to postpone strikes on Iran's power plants and energy infrastructure for five days.

Are these like the "talks" he had with a former President the other day? i.e. "completely and only in his own mind." www.cnbc.com/2026/03/23/t...

Dow futures jump 1,000 points after Trump says U.S. and Iran have held 'productive' talks: Live updates The Dow and Nasdaq fell around 2% each last week, while the S&P 500 lost 1.5%.

Can you say "pump and dump?" Friends and familiy of the orange turd are making billions from insider information. www.cnbc.com/2026/03/22/s...

Obama will always be the better man.

The wrong guy died today.

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY: March 28 will be the biggest protest in US history. Find your local No Kings event to make clear you're part of The Resistance to this regime’s brutality at home, pathetic ineptness, perpetual lying & their illegal war in Iran. ✊https://app.sosha.ai/s/39HA7UDd

So he has the unconditional support of all the people that unconditionally support him.