"passport bros" are not at all new and they are not "frustrated with modern dating" they just want women who are completely subservient to them and have zero power in their own lives

RIP your players, but have a blast! ToH is the best to run

misread Eric Adams as Eric Andre and didn't have a second thought about him deciding to be Albanian

A 6-inch sub roll with grill marks. Chocolate and creme drip from the sides, behind a halved Cadbury egg. In the right corner is an image of a foil-wrapped Cadbury Creme Egg

Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt>

Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy”

Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now

Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery

McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

I know every Millenial on Bluesky reading this is thinking of how nice a trip to a Hyatt would be, continental breakfast with the waffle maker and OJ from concentrate? Yum yum yum

house of leaves minecraft

Stayed up till like 2am cleaning the flat and got up at 8am to make sure everything was ready, turns out the viewing was cancelled at some point and the landlord just didn't tell us! That's the most work that a landlord ever has to do, and it was still too much for them

It's been just over a week now, no updates.

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#Furry #fursona #missingfursuit

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Thirty-five years ago, when Jack Karlson was hauled into a police car outside a Chinese restaurant in Queensland, he couldn’t have known his bombastic speech would be watched by millions around the world, become a meme and now, be preserved for ever in Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive. Karlson’s declaration – “Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! … What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?” – is one of nine pieces of audio that have been added to the NFSA’s Sounds of Australia collection this year, along with a pedestrian crossing signal and Missy Higgins’ 2004 hit Scar. Continue reading...

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

ALE-ALE-JANDRO

BUT THE ROOF IS CLOSING DYLAN

Hearing downtown Toronto ignite with excitement right as the Jays game is getting tense on TV gives me chills every time

I do not care for tyler sodastream

Who is Antonio Stradivari Senior?

That was a cathartic end to the first game of 2026 after last season's end

I'm listening to Dungeons and Daddies for the first time, Beth May might be the best person there is

At least Krusty has the decency to be a depressed chainsmoker about it

no haha it's funny haha that's the joke he's so self aware and sarcastic haha

Our first run of the season from Okamoto with Ernie for a second run right behind him is an incredible omen for good

God I'm already fucking ugly crying at the Blue Jays pre-game show, baseball is back baybee

What is going fash?

Some YA fantasy authors who to my knowledge have never funded an attempted trans genocide:

Terry Pratchett
Diana Wynne-Jones
Garth Nix
Suzanne Collins
Susan Cooper
Phillip Pullman
Rick Riordan
Pierce Brown
Sheri S. Tepper
V. E. Schwab
Rachel Hartman
Alex Pheby
Alan Garner
Ursula Le Guin

And more!

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home

The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

WHAT IS JIZZ?

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

That's why I always get cut off quickly there!

Big iced tea matchup on Friday